CONQUERING IS IMMINENT

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Hey everybody!

I'm (semi) fresh meat - I'm Funk, and I was here waaaaay back at the beginning of the game with young Nanoha from the Lyrical Nanoha series. It's good to be back!

This time, I bring you pretty much the exact opposite of a tiny 9-year-old magical girl: Rider from the anime/light novel Fate/Zero. For those of you who aren't familiar with the canon, Rider is kind of the most awesome person ever. His real identity is that of the warrior king Alexander the Great, and he has ideas about kingship and warfare that are, some might say, kind of crazy. He also has a terrible tendency to just impulsively jump into battle and other problems because caution is for *total wimps*.

He also fully intends to conquer this new and strange world eventually, because hey, what else is Alexander the Great going to do with a fresh unspoiled new land?

It's nice to meet everyone, and it's good to be back again! If you want to reach me for plotting, I'm available at "beamspams" on plurk.

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Comments

[returntospring]

NO I WON'T ADD YOU YOU ARE THE WRONG RIDER

[hetairoooyjenkins]

The wrong Rider?

Or...

...the RIGHTEST Rider????

[doitrockapella]

OH HELLO ONE OF HER FAVORITE HISTORICAL FIGURES

DON'T MIND CARMEN

SHE'LL JUST BE OVER HERE BEING A FANGIRL THANKS

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Rider can totally appreciate the kind of person who just takes what they want.

Especially if what they want is the entirety of the great wall of China.

[istheindustry]

...oh my god, you have no idea how much I am looking forward to this. (And your samples were absolutely magical, btw.)

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Look, if there's a bull that needs to be tamed, Alexander is going to wrestle it. Are you expecting him to NOT wrestle bulls? That is silly.

(I'm so glad you liked them!)

[tickleironysjudgment]

Can I just say that I made inhuman noises when I saw your journal name? I didn't even need to check because I knew someone had been accepted as Reaver and my life here was complete.

[lightningbearer]

....I am laughing at that username here

Also man I need to have both of my characters meet him. :D

[hetairoooyjenkins]

I thought it was fitting. Who better than Rider to be the Fate-verse Leeroy?

Totally up for that! Who do you play?

[whateveryoueatliveitspart]

A fitting journal name for the most awesome person ever. The King of Conquerors himself. Here in Route. Ever since I saw the app I've been looking forward to him showing up here so I can watch what he does.

...okay, Apollo may be my only character in Route, but he has no icons that properly reflect my feelings for you right now. Just a sec.

[thekingisnotalone]

Much better.

[greatestcool]

OMG THE GREATEST COOL THO!!!!

Hi there, I'm Redd! I play... way too many characters. Frank Archer from FMA (the moron bossing Kimblee around and trying to take over the world, determinator), Isaac McDougal also from FMA (glaciates), Abalon Demar from Magical Starsign (enchantingly), King Logan from Fable III (decrees), and of course, Ryuunosuke here.

I AM LOOKING SO FORWARD TO THIS. Your samples were amazing and I could gush at you all day but let's not or I'll seem like a creep just like my characters sob

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Kuuuuuuuuuuuru!!!

Hi there, Redd! I'm sorry to say that the only character of yours I know is the adorable serial killer BUT THAT IS ENOUGH BECAUSE god Ryuunosuke is too cute for a guy whose hobby is the brutal murder of young children. Clearly, someone needs to app babby Rin to tell him off.

I'm looking forward to this too! I'm glad you liked the samples; Rider is so much fun to write it should be illegal.

[autocratic]

SO WE MEET AGAIN, KING OF CONQUERORS!

Hello! I'm Keiosu and I play a derplica called Xion, an Avatar called Korra, and this busty red Saber here. Nice to finally meet you here!

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Nice to meet you too!

MEDITERRANEAN BUDDIES???

[islandshore]

Hey, welcome back to Pokéland! I might be canonblind, but I've played off of a Rider before, and he seemed like a pretty rad dude.

I just have Riku here, the resident snarky teen who got bored of living on an island and now gets to explore a whole new world.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

HI there! Yes, your judgment is correct - Rider is a super rad dude. The raddest of dudes, in fact.

Hey Riku wanna join a conquering army? Rider is a way better boss than Maleficent

[babel_hacker]

OH MY GOD RIDERRRRR

Welcome to Route, Funk! I'm Doji and I play Atsubro Atsuro Kihara here from Devil Survivor.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

THE MOST MANLIEST OF RIDERS

Hi Doji! I've never played Devil Survivor, I'm afraid, but it's good to meet you!

[solas_ion]

OH MAN I REMEMBER NANOHA--

oh lord i feel old

Hi there. I'm Nao, I play Otacon from metal Gear solid and some jackass I think will end up liking Rider juuuuust fine.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Nanoha was the best loli Pokemon trainer trufax.

Hi Nao! It's nice to meet you, though I've seen you around on other peoples' plurks.

Tell Rider about these "giant walking battle tanks," Otacon. He likes the sound of those...

ALSO SUP LANCER you're not the pretty boy version he knows but hey more Servants who can join his army are fine with him.

[wontdieifkilled]

Let me just say that I am really looking forward to these two meeting.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Don't worry, Shirou. You're not the wimpiest Master he's ever seen!!

[ex_cashcow493]

Ignore Kiyuu, you brought in the best Rider.

Also I'm kind of glad Saber is in the other region now because *really*.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

ikr

Whats the matter Saber

Too MANLY for you??

[enjoymyatelier]

that username

Anyway, hi there! I'm Ran, and I play the jerk that would have been Rider's master if he hadn't been an elitist cock.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

haha I don't remember how it came to me but once it did i had to have it

Hi Ran! It's good to see Professor Jerkass here! Hey Kayneth how do you feel about Waver Velvet becoming a way better mage than you ever were huh

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Hi! I'm Steve, and I play Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe! Who probably isn't going to be happy about someone else trying to conquer Johto orz

I'm pretty much canon blind, but I'm really looking forward to this!

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Hey Steve! It's awesome to see a Cobra freaking Commander in LJRP, that's for sure.

This video is pretty much all you need to know about Rider.