CONQUERING IS IMMINENT

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Hey everybody!

I'm (semi) fresh meat - I'm Funk, and I was here waaaaay back at the beginning of the game with young Nanoha from the Lyrical Nanoha series. It's good to be back!

This time, I bring you pretty much the exact opposite of a tiny 9-year-old magical girl: Rider from the anime/light novel Fate/Zero. For those of you who aren't familiar with the canon, Rider is kind of the most awesome person ever. His real identity is that of the warrior king Alexander the Great, and he has ideas about kingship and warfare that are, some might say, kind of crazy. He also has a terrible tendency to just impulsively jump into battle and other problems because caution is for *total wimps*.

He also fully intends to conquer this new and strange world eventually, because hey, what else is Alexander the Great going to do with a fresh unspoiled new land?

It's nice to meet everyone, and it's good to be back again! If you want to reach me for plotting, I'm available at "beamspams" on plurk.

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Comments

[wontdieifkilled]

Let me just say that I am really looking forward to these two meeting.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Don't worry, Shirou. You're not the wimpiest Master he's ever seen!!

[wontdieifkilled]

Indeed! It's easy to be less wimpy than the kid who accomplished what Rider couldn't.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

You conquered the world, Shirou? Dang!

[wontdieifkilled]

The world? No. Gilgamesh? Now that's a different story.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Ohhhhhhhh. Well, if you ask me, it's your own fault for not being divine enough to have Enkidu work on you. I mean, that's kind of hax AMIRITE

[wontdieifkilled]

Hey, hey, hey. You act as if Gil didn't use Shirou as an anchor to escape the Holy Grail.

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