CONQUERING IS IMMINENT

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Hey everybody!

I'm (semi) fresh meat - I'm Funk, and I was here waaaaay back at the beginning of the game with young Nanoha from the Lyrical Nanoha series. It's good to be back!

This time, I bring you pretty much the exact opposite of a tiny 9-year-old magical girl: Rider from the anime/light novel Fate/Zero. For those of you who aren't familiar with the canon, Rider is kind of the most awesome person ever. His real identity is that of the warrior king Alexander the Great, and he has ideas about kingship and warfare that are, some might say, kind of crazy. He also has a terrible tendency to just impulsively jump into battle and other problems because caution is for *total wimps*.

He also fully intends to conquer this new and strange world eventually, because hey, what else is Alexander the Great going to do with a fresh unspoiled new land?

It's nice to meet everyone, and it's good to be back again! If you want to reach me for plotting, I'm available at "beamspams" on plurk.

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[lightningbearer]

I'm now picturing him charging into battle shouting that and all the other Fate cast facepalming.

And I play this taciturn immortal mercenary here, and Sion Astal from the Legend of the Legendary Heroes, who's a young king with huge issues and a tendency to try to take all the burdens ever on himself without troubling anyone else to help him.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

He does things that make them do that sometimes.

Oh jeez. That is totally the wrong way to be a king, man. Don't you know how to be a king?? Don't worry, Rider will preach at you until you get in line, complete with copious amounts of forehead flicks.

[lightningbearer]

Only "sometimes"?

And that is exactly why Sion needs to meet him. :D Geddoe is just, well, come on, can you blame me for wanting to see two of the manliest men route has to offer in the same thread?

[hetairoooyjenkins]

And the rest of the time he's just being AWESOME.

Route cannot take such manliness. Overload levels.

[lightningbearer]

By his own definition of awesome, I presume. |D

OR CAN IT?? ....though I'm not sure yet whether Geddoe would be more baffled/exasperated at Rider or more grateful that there's someone else here who's actually really an adult and not crazy. Or at least, only crazy in ways Geddoe can deal with. :|b

[hetairoooyjenkins]

No you see it's an objective measure that they now measure in kiloRiders.

CRAZY LIKE A FOX

[lightningbearer]

Oh is it now

A fox whose hobby is conquering the known world?

[hetairoooyjenkins]

GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS

[lightningbearer]

Welp, I guess there goes the neighborhood....

[hetairoooyjenkins]

OR HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD?

You know, with Hellenistic enlightenment and all that.

[lightningbearer]

Oh, I can already see that this is going to be fun.