CONQUERING IS IMMINENT

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Hey everybody!

I'm (semi) fresh meat - I'm Funk, and I was here waaaaay back at the beginning of the game with young Nanoha from the Lyrical Nanoha series. It's good to be back!

This time, I bring you pretty much the exact opposite of a tiny 9-year-old magical girl: Rider from the anime/light novel Fate/Zero. For those of you who aren't familiar with the canon, Rider is kind of the most awesome person ever. His real identity is that of the warrior king Alexander the Great, and he has ideas about kingship and warfare that are, some might say, kind of crazy. He also has a terrible tendency to just impulsively jump into battle and other problems because caution is for *total wimps*.

He also fully intends to conquer this new and strange world eventually, because hey, what else is Alexander the Great going to do with a fresh unspoiled new land?

It's nice to meet everyone, and it's good to be back again! If you want to reach me for plotting, I'm available at "beamspams" on plurk.

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Comments

[greatestcool]

OMG THE GREATEST COOL THO!!!!

Hi there, I'm Redd! I play... way too many characters. Frank Archer from FMA (the moron bossing Kimblee around and trying to take over the world, determinator), Isaac McDougal also from FMA (glaciates), Abalon Demar from Magical Starsign (enchantingly), King Logan from Fable III (decrees), and of course, Ryuunosuke here.

I AM LOOKING SO FORWARD TO THIS. Your samples were amazing and I could gush at you all day but let's not or I'll seem like a creep just like my characters sob

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Kuuuuuuuuuuuru!!!

Hi there, Redd! I'm sorry to say that the only character of yours I know is the adorable serial killer BUT THAT IS ENOUGH BECAUSE god Ryuunosuke is too cute for a guy whose hobby is the brutal murder of young children. Clearly, someone needs to app babby Rin to tell him off.

I'm looking forward to this too! I'm glad you liked the samples; Rider is so much fun to write it should be illegal.

[decrees]

Oh no, don't feel bad! (FMA is a great anime/manga though, I totally suggest it, even though Archer is from the first anime that most people hate, whoops.)

AND I'M EXCITED TO BOUNCE RYUUNOSUKE OFF RIDER oh man he'd find you to be the coolest thing, man.

I can't wait to see you around in game! I'll have to refrain from throwing everyone at you, orz.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

I have to admit, that first sentence had me all confused. I was all, "Wait, but. Archer isn't from FMA, he's from Fate..." until I realized what you meant.

Rider will do his best to teach Ryuunosuke that killing has a time and a place, and it is on the battlefield in glorious combat when your opponent is a worthy foe. Not little kids.

I do not expect that lesson to take. :|

AND NO THROW AWAY GO AHEAD

[decrees]

OH YEAH I SHOULD HAVE CLARIFIED ABOUT THAT WHOOPS He goes by Archer in canon (because military), so that's what I refer to him as. AS HILARIOUS AS THAT WOULD BE he is not Gilgamesh. He's not that awesome. :|

PLEASE DO THIS RIDER it will be amazing and not stick at all orz

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Poor crazy Ryuunosuke. Only you could be thrilled at getting shot in the stomach.

And we're getting a Gil too! so I'm psyched about that.

[lightningbearer]

DON'T FEEL BAD I know both FMA and Fate and I get confused by seeing "Archer" sometimes. XD