INCOMING

[dosomethingslacker]

WHAT'S UP THE ROUTE LAND.

I'm Jack and I uh. Know.... a lot of you already apparently. BUT FOR THOSE WHO DON'T, HI HOW ARE YOU. I heard your Freelancers were being a little too competent so I brought some idiot here to lighten the mood and ruin everything.

He is Captain (!!) Lavernius Tucker of some ridiculous internet series going on 13 years called Red vs Blue. He's the space marine in the aqua armor that's kind of loud and annoying and perverted and loyal and not as bad a leader as he thinks he is. For those who do keep up with the series, I pulled him from the season 13 finale just before those final few seconds happened because haha what last few seconds that didn't happen until they did. Don't believe any lies Carolina told you about him. Whatever she told you, the truth is far worse.

That being said, RvB has a tradition of Not Great Language so I have some opt in/opt out options here at the bottom. I'm also available at plurk via ratatosk if that's more direct for you!

ANYWAY I AM EXCITED TO BE HERE WITH ALL OF YOU............

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you all wanted more homestuck right

[harlequinhater]

HELLO EVERYBODY! I am Stripe, I am brand new to this game, and I am bringing you John Egbert from Homestuck.

If you are lucky enough to have never even once fallen into the endless pit of horrors that is Homestuck, John Egbert is the main character. He is a dorky kid who was brought up on practical jokes and cakes and really loves his friends a whole lot. He's exactly the kind of earnest goof that would love a Pokemon adventure, so here he is. If you do know what Homestuck is, his canon point is right after completing all of his Retcon missions from Terezi, so it's going to take him a little while to realize this is not some extra bit of Sburb weirdness.

Homestuck is notorious for its obnoxious font style, so I have an opt out post right here. It's also there if you want to avoid John altogether- no offense taken either way!

Anyways if you want to chat or plot or just want to keep tabs on me, you can hit me up on plurk at tehstripe. I look forward to playing with all of you!

Also here are the friend add command things, for your convenience:

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