you all wanted more homestuck right

[harlequinhater]

HELLO EVERYBODY! I am Stripe, I am brand new to this game, and I am bringing you John Egbert from Homestuck.

If you are lucky enough to have never even once fallen into the endless pit of horrors that is Homestuck, John Egbert is the main character. He is a dorky kid who was brought up on practical jokes and cakes and really loves his friends a whole lot. He's exactly the kind of earnest goof that would love a Pokemon adventure, so here he is. If you do know what Homestuck is, his canon point is right after completing all of his Retcon missions from Terezi, so it's going to take him a little while to realize this is not some extra bit of Sburb weirdness.

Homestuck is notorious for its obnoxious font style, so I have an opt out post right here. It's also there if you want to avoid John altogether- no offense taken either way!

Anyways if you want to chat or plot or just want to keep tabs on me, you can hit me up on plurk at tehstripe. I look forward to playing with all of you!

Also here are the friend add command things, for your convenience:

manage_circle add_read harlequinhater
manage_circle add_access harlequinhater

Comments

[callbacks]

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[harlequinhater]

HELLO LOOK I MADE IT

[ratherbelocky]

YOU DID! WELCOME! I'm sure you'll have a great time here

[harlequinhater]

THAT'S THE HOPE!

though let's face it its hard to have a bad time with pokemon involved

[quadrangle]

HELLO HI HELLO I am so glad you're here. Uh, my name is Lina, and I'm unreasonably excited, nice to meet you! I'm also adding you on plurk whether you like it or not. Just. Putting that out there.

And now I have an excuse to go upload John icons so scuse me while I go and do that even if wow I don't have enough, probably. BUT YES. HELLO.

[harlequinhater]

YES HELLO!! And please add me on plurk, more plurk buddies are always nice, especially when they are hamsteaks.

Also if it's fine by you, I'm probably going to drop the test drive thread we had so that I don't get confused with whatever kind of interaction John and Karkat are going to have FOR REAL whenever I get an intro post up.

[quadrangle]

Done and done. /o/ And no worries there, honestly, I was thinking along the same lines. I have a totally shit memory about pretty much everything, so the less potential confusion, the better.

[harlequinhater]

OK GREAT also the test drive was tons of fun so hopefully the fun and games will continue on into the actual game.

[quadrangle]

I AM CERTAIN THEY WILL especially since Karkat's probably going to be delivering some variation of the I'M TOTALLY OVER YOU, BY THE WAY speech, won't that be fun.

[eclectictype]

BAB BROTHER!!!!

hiiiii gosh golly roonie, I'm Mozart! I play Jade here and also Maka from Soul Eater, Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho, and Xion from Kingdom Hearts. They will all probably get up in John's grill at some point but Jade more so since that's big sister obligation.

Anywaaaayyy, my plurk is noctowlnal so I'mma just go ahead and add you if that's kay.

[harlequinhater]

HELLO! I am ridiculously excited for Prospit sibling shenanigans let me tell you. (Your other characters are also A+ but I really love Jade Harley okay)

Also it's a-okay to add me, the more plurk friends the better.

[usedlightscreen]

HELLO STRIPE WELCOME TO ROUTE

I'm Ri, and I've got this big ol' polar bear, Agent North Dakota from that one webseries about skittles soldiers, as well as Varric from the Dragon Age series.

[harlequinhater]

HELLO THANK YOU FOR THE WELCOME!

I know next to nothing about RvB admittedly BUT I do know Dragon Age and I am excited to see Varric. (though i havent actually finished da2 yet)

[usedlightscreen]

Varric is best companion, it is true bias? naaaah

And all you need to know about North is that he is Dad to the Bone. he doesn't wear a hat, though. or smoke a pipe

[harlequinhater]

I can confirm, I think I nearly always had him on my team unless I was going with an all-girl team.

if he doesn't have a hat or pipe than how much of a dad can he REALLY be

[in4apounding]

Hello! I'm Phas, currently just playing Penny here. She'll probably find all of John's jokes unironically hilarious, that's probably the most important thing to note here.

My plurk is Phasma, I was gonna go ahead and add you if that's ok.

[harlequinhater]

john's jokes ARE hilarious, what are you talking about

But yes, that is absolutely fine!

[wing_attack]

Oh god all the Hamsteaks, I'm a little behind but yes, John, good.

I am Matt, I play Tobias here (from Animorphs), Mitsuzane "Micchy" Kureshima (from Kamen Rider Gaim), and Naoya (from Devil Survivor) (he has kind of adopted Dave I'm sorry).

You can grab me on AIM at demony0uko or Plurk at atrypical! I look forward to ridiculousness soon!

[harlequinhater]

i don't blame you for being behind honestly, this comic is weird and long

But yes, nice to meet you!! I don't really know any of your characters/canons that well, but I definitely look forward to learning more about them through Pokemon adventures and stuff.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

MORE HAMSTEAKS TO BEFRIEND HURRAH Hello, I'm Ashley, playing Ashley from Until Dawn (super easy to remember). She's spent time making friends with Dave and Karkat and therefore has heard quite a bit about the Egbert here!

Your John looks amazing and a friend of mine has high praise for you and I cannot wait to play together! 'v'

[harlequinhater]

Ahh, it's cool to see some Until Dawn here! I recently played it with a friend, though alas Ashley met a kind of fiery end in our playthrough. (whoops)

And thank you very much!!! though who is this friend you speak of and what have you heard

[hashtagafreakingghost]

HAHA THAT HAPPENS she lost her head in my first playthrough.

One not in Route, Lyndon from Cosmos!! He plays Ruby, he told me you play a really great Jade over there and are a pretty cool person so.

[harlequinhater]

OH MAN the losing the head ending is so awful. I didn't encounter it myself but I watched a couple of Let's Plays and saw it in one of those.

Oh yeah, Lyndon! His Ruby is fantastic. I was just a little surprised since I haven't been in DWRP for THAT long so I didn't think there were tons of people out there to vouch for my roleplaying one way or the other, haha. Apparently there is at least one, though!

[awesmazings]

AHH JOHN

Welcome to Route, Stripe!! We have fun here and I hope you do too! I look forward to playing with you!

[harlequinhater]

Thank you!!! I'm already having fun, so hopefully that will continue to be the case.