THE BEGINNING OF THE F/Z FLOOD

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Hello Route! Typhie here, bringing in my fourth character (after Emmy [snapandscoot], Major Armstrong [sculpted] and Dr Kato [artfuldestruction]) my...god when did that happen. Anyway! Meet Kariya Matou, the most upbeat and perky character from the feel-good anime of the year, Fate/Suffering Zero! He's a really excitable goofball who likes nothing better than hanging with his friends and yeah i can't do this any more um

For those of you who aren't familiar with Kariya, he's...well. God, how does one summarize Kariya Matou?

- He's a creepy stalker
- He's a creepy stalker who thinks he isn't a creepy stalker
- He's kind of batshit in a really pathetic way
- He's a Nice Guy, note the capital letters there
- BUT HE MEANS WELL!! REALLY!! Ex...cept when he doesn't, um.

Oh, and worms. His body is literally filled with worms. I wish I was making this up, sob. In his canon the worms give him magical powers in exchange for the fact that they're, um...eating away at his flesh. He's left looking like Two-Face with half his body completely buggered, and has a habit of puking up blood and worms. In Route, I'll be reducing the severity of his injuries for game purposes, but he won't exactly be running any marathons, put it that way.

ONCE AGAIN, HE IS VERY SRS CHARACTER WHO I WILL BE TAKING V SRSLY, BECAUSE HE IS DEFINITELY NOT MADE OF NARM. His starter is a Wurmple (a-hyuck hyuck) and he is a Breeder! Because that's kind of what he does in canon! OH GOD

...I'm looking forward to subjecting you all to him, at least? If you have any questions, please feel free to ask!

Comments

[explosivecombat]

...there is so much wrong with this that I don't even know where to start

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so much wrong it's









right?

[explosivecombat]

...something like that...

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how could you say no to this face

[enjoymyatelier]

Well, "excitable" is kind of a word for it...

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there are many words for Kariya Matou

we're totes going to be bros btw

yes

defs

[enjoymyatelier]

Yes I'm sure Kariya Matou will be incredibly fond of this prissy magical douchebag who will probably think he's incredibly distasteful.

...well I mean they can bond over horrible relationship problems right

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They're both completely ignored by the object of their affection! It's something in common, right?

WHY DO YOU THINK I MADE THIS INTRO POST NOW

KARIYA HAD TO GET IN FIRST AT SOMETHING

[wontdieifkilled]

And here's the one guy this cycle who Shirou actually stands a chance of getting along with!

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POTENTIALLY

you had better not mistreat sakura or so help him

[wontdieifkilled]

Whoa now, Sakura is a close personal friend of his! He'd never intentionally do anything to hurt her.

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GOOD





then they shall more than likely get along!

HOPE....FULLY, KARIYA IS KIND OF CRAY.......

[returntospring]

UNCLE /;A;/ SAKURA WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A HUG JUST YOU WAIT

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Hfjdkskjfdhsjkad

Fndhsuiasdfjgfdhjsaiskxmced

HIS. FEELS.........

[returntospring]

Yes, let all the feels out. She will hug him for as long as it takes!

[justicareplica]

Kariya... Let's adopt Sakura together *sobs..*

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SORRY BB YOU'RE NOT PART OF HIS LIFE PLAN DREAM

YOU CAN HELP HIM KILL TOKIOMI THO!

[determinator]

YOUR USERNAME IS TERRIBLE WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

I CAN'T WAIT TO THREAD WITH HIM OMG this is going to be beautiful and I'm totally going to throw my morons at him. c:

LET'S DO THIS THING

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UGH. WHY WOULD I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU????








come to me, reddtags

[determinator]

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, TYPHIE. c: DEAL WITH IT.

Also why do I get the feeling Isaac is going to totally approve of Kariya's methods here....

[eatsyouout]

Oh good. More hobos filling Johto, so happy! even if AssButt here isn't

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THE GREATEST OF HOBOS!!

[derpsaboutfamily]

... is Kariya going to need to take some Daddy lessons too...?

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Hell no, he's the best father ever!!

UNLIKE SOME OTHER MAGES......

[derpsaboutfamily]

.... yeah. We'll enroll you in Daddy school just in case.