wormed: (I want to see you again.)
Kariya Matou ([personal profile] wormed) wrote in [community profile] route_0062012-04-08 08:28 pm
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THE BEGINNING OF THE F/Z FLOOD

Hello Route! Typhie here, bringing in my fourth character (after Emmy [[personal profile] snapandscoot], Major Armstrong [[personal profile] sculpted] and Dr Kato [[personal profile] artfuldestruction]) my...god when did that happen. Anyway! Meet Kariya Matou, the most upbeat and perky character from the feel-good anime of the year, Fate/Suffering Zero! He's a really excitable goofball who likes nothing better than hanging with his friends and yeah i can't do this any more um

For those of you who aren't familiar with Kariya, he's...well. God, how does one summarize Kariya Matou?

- He's a creepy stalker
- He's a creepy stalker who thinks he isn't a creepy stalker
- He's kind of batshit in a really pathetic way
- He's a Nice Guy, note the capital letters there
- BUT HE MEANS WELL!! REALLY!! Ex...cept when he doesn't, um.

Oh, and worms. His body is literally filled with worms. I wish I was making this up, sob. In his canon the worms give him magical powers in exchange for the fact that they're, um...eating away at his flesh. He's left looking like Two-Face with half his body completely buggered, and has a habit of puking up blood and worms. In Route, I'll be reducing the severity of his injuries for game purposes, but he won't exactly be running any marathons, put it that way.

ONCE AGAIN, HE IS VERY SRS CHARACTER WHO I WILL BE TAKING V SRSLY, BECAUSE HE IS DEFINITELY NOT MADE OF NARM. His starter is a Wurmple (a-hyuck hyuck) and he is a Breeder! Because that's kind of what he does in canon! OH GOD

...I'm looking forward to subjecting you all to him, at least? If you have any questions, please feel free to ask!
explosivecombat: (Logic is dying a slow and painful death)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2012-04-08 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
...there is so much wrong with this that I don't even know where to start
enjoymyatelier: zach. they're here. (migrane's a comin.)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-04-08 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, "excitable" is kind of a word for it...
explosivecombat: (There really aren't any words right now)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2012-04-08 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
...something like that...
enjoymyatelier: kayneth looking smug as hell in a mocking way (well who's this douchebag?)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-04-08 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yes I'm sure Kariya Matou will be incredibly fond of this prissy magical douchebag who will probably think he's incredibly distasteful.

...well I mean they can bond over horrible relationship problems right
enjoymyatelier: :smith: (sola i'm dying)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-04-08 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
And their objects of affection are more interested in dudes whose faces aren't completely busted! Totally unexpected, right?

GO KARIYA, WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU TO NOT FAIL HORRIBLY AT BEING THE FIRST F/Z POST OF THE ROUND
enjoymyatelier: fistclench. (GET BENT)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-04-08 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE DUDE WHOSE SUPERPOWER IS SEDUCING WOMEN WOULD ACCIDENTALLY HIS FIANCEE, OKAY

GOD NEXT YOU'LL BE TELLING HIM THAT THE FACT THAT HIS HOTEL GOT BLOWN UP COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF HE'D CHECKED THE FOUNDATIONS
enjoymyatelier: zach. they're here. (migrane's a comin.)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2012-04-08 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH OKAY NO THAT WOULD JUST BE GROSS
wontdieifkilled: (Default)

[personal profile] wontdieifkilled 2012-04-08 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
And here's the one guy this cycle who Shirou actually stands a chance of getting along with!
returntospring: (forever and forever)

[personal profile] returntospring 2012-04-08 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
UNCLE /;A;/ SAKURA WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A HUG JUST YOU WAIT
justicareplica: (Default)

[personal profile] justicareplica 2012-04-08 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Kariya... Let's adopt Sakura together *sobs..*
determinator: (Default)

[personal profile] determinator 2012-04-08 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
YOUR USERNAME IS TERRIBLE WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

I CAN'T WAIT TO THREAD WITH HIM OMG this is going to be beautiful and I'm totally going to throw my morons at him. c:

LET'S DO THIS THING
determinator: (♛ Get on your knees)

[personal profile] determinator 2012-04-08 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, TYPHIE. c: DEAL WITH IT.

Also why do I get the feeling Isaac is going to totally approve of Kariya's methods here....
eatsyouout: (If it feels right)

[personal profile] eatsyouout 2012-04-08 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh good. More hobos filling Johto, so happy! even if AssButt here isn't
wontdieifkilled: (Confused)

[personal profile] wontdieifkilled 2012-04-08 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa now, Sakura is a close personal friend of his! He'd never intentionally do anything to hurt her.

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