+1 badass

[strawberryredgrave]

'Sup, Route goers? This is Rikimaru, bringing over his first character to this place, and what better way to start something new than with a bang? And who's really a bigger bang than the legendary demon hunter himself, Dante?

That's right; this guy's totally going to be around and being the best there is because let's face it, he's the best there is. He definitely thinks so, at least. Gotta be careful, though; he'll be teaching his pokemon all of his own sweet and stylish moves, so his scyther will be an absolute badass after an epic training montage with "Make a Man Out of You" providing the musical support.

But seriously, I'm looking forward to this place and RPing with everyone here.

"This is gonna be one hell of a party!"

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[strawberryredgrave]

But of course! He'll be proposing to mops, wearing clothes in the wrong places and insist on fighting pokemon with his bare hands...a true father figure, he is.

[notcrackers]

...*dies* Oh my god. This will be amazing. Ritz already spars with her team.

[strawberryredgrave]

That's okay; Dante will, too

Prepare for the madness! PREPARE!

[notcrackers]

JOHTO WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT IT.

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA.

THE BEST.

[silver_lucifer]

Okay I know I dropped and am taking a few months break but I just needed to interject that

After Kuja's work on teaching her politics and How To Be A Scheming Bastard


It's becoming apparent that Ritz attracts the BEST role models.


THE BEST.

(Also the call about alcohol was absolutely right.)

[notcrackers]

DOESN'T SHE JUST? It's amazing.

It really is. She's going to be a scourge on Johto.

[strawberryredgrave]

Clearly, Ritz has too much potential for johto to handle.

Dante is clearly the worst of enablers best dad material. "If life gets you down, shoot life in the face....enough times to make sure."

[notcrackers]

NEW CRACK HEADCANON THEORY: Dante is really Ritz's never-mentioned dad. Or she's related ONE way or another. :|b

[strawberryredgrave]

OH GOD MORE SPARDA BABIES EXACTLY WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS!

Then in that case, Nero gets to be the godfather! 8D

[notcrackers]

...I know nothing of the canon and I'm starting to consider asking for a ride down to go grab some alcohol. FUCK SENSE, WE'RE IN AWESOME COUNTRY NOW. God I need more icons for Ritz.

[strawberryredgrave]

That's alright; ripped over here is the the guy who's like, a second cousin or something. Dante's dad must've had a harem going on...

But it's okay; Dante's old enough to buy alcohol for minors! Even kids can use a drink sometimes! 8D

[notcrackers]

...oh my GOD.

DANTE IS THE BEST INFLUENCE.

[strawberryredgrave]

Father of the year right here. He is totally the man!

[notcrackers]

Oh hell yes. This is going to be awesome.