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[lieutenantantichrist]

Well folks, I'm sorry to say it, but demands of life and time mean I won't be going on to Victory Road. I've loved my time here at a game where I had adventures, met wonderful people, and was allowed to set up a half-baked dictatorship in an old bowling alley.

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His Pokemon will go to good homes:

Steve Buscemi the Snubbull goes to be with Ralph and her armadillo fiancee
Felix Hernandez the poetic Clauncher goes to Tobias. So does Mark Wahlberg the Musharna.
Heather gets Corvo the Gallade, in memory of another girl who didn't think Blake was so bad. She also gets Omar, with a note saying goodbye and requesting that whenever she uses him in battle she yell "You come at the Kingler, you best not miss!" at least once.
Wrath gets Vince Lombardi the Mightyena and Hooch the Arcanine, because a kid needs a good dog to look after him, and a kid who gets in as much trouble as Wrath must need two.
Billy Bob Thornton the Meganium goes to Lust. Ladies like flower things, right? Flower plant dinosaurs count.
Ash gets good old trusty McNulty the Mareep
Ray Liotta the Zubat goes to Dietrich Schuldig, because a good friend can always use a giant bat you can fly on
Carmen Sandiego gets Alvin the Watchog, because she watched out for that kid, too. Once by beating the hell out of Blake.
Newt Gingrich the Croagunk goes to Riku, so that he can remember him every time he tries to figure out what a Newt Gingrich is

The rest of his roster is up for grabs. All level 100 by now.

I'll be around tagging a whole bunch at 4th wall prom for quite a while, though. You don't just leave the moon in the middle of a party.

Thanks again for a wonderful game experience!

Comments

[islandshore]

Aww, sad to see you go, but I understand! Blake was a joy to have around, and he will be sorely missed. Riku will totally take care of that frog, though... and puzzle over the name for all time.

[lieutenantantichrist]

I love his and Riku's CR so much. It's one of those things that I never would have predicted, but they have a strange amount in common, both being darker rival characters, just in very very different way.

Newt Gingrich lives on in legend. Frog legend.

[islandshore]

At least Riku's Toxicroak is there to offer... creepy comfort. Sorta.

And yeah, I enjoyed their unique dynamic, even if Riku is still perplexed about all those pop culture refs.

Btw, would it be all right if he took Shiki as well? She'd be a great help in expanding the Breeding Center's library of bug types. :D

[lieutenantantichrist]

Sure! I know Yusuke would be happy that his creepy butterfly is getting some.

[rocketralph]

I've had such a BLAST playing with you! I'm so glad my characters got to interact with Blake. Ralph will take good care of Steve!

[lieutenantantichrist]

Ralph has been so much fun to play against. Big, punchy jerks have to stick together. I also love that Steve ended up with a wonderful armadillo girlfriend.

[captainash]

It's a shame you won't be coming with us, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Thanks for all the fun threads! Ash will take good care of McNulty in Blake's memory.

[lieutenantantichrist]

Ash has been a magnificent spacefriend. Take care of his sheep! Shock people with it.

[coolskeleton_95]

BUT WHO ELSE CAN I GIVE PUZZLES TO!?

Hey, RL should always come first. Being an adult sucks, but it is what it is. Hopefully you'll be able to rejoin someday!

[lieutenantantichrist]

I admit, I'm sad to leave just as Papyrus and Blake are becoming friends / driving each other insane. Hopefully I'll get my mojo back after a break and they can Sudoku aggressively at each other.

[coolskeleton_95]

We'll always have the Rocket Base!

[lieutenantantichrist]

And Blake will always be mad that Papyrus figured the puzzle out.

Oh. Dude. I just got an idea.

Would Papyrus like revenge in the form of a box of about a dozen FUCKING ZUBATs?

[coolskeleton_95]

I SHALL USE THIS FLOCK OF SIGHTLESS BATS TO FLY MY WAY TO VICTORY

Honestly he would see it as the sweetest gesture ever.

[lieutenantantichrist]

WHOOPS HOW DID I MISS THIS

Okay, Papyrus taking Blake's mean prank and accepting it as an act of friendship would be the purest last laugh possible.

[coolskeleton_95]

:3c