i've got "heads will roll" stuck in my head

[brocrux]

So, I'm totally showing up to this game late. Hi, everyone. I'm Jackie and I'm completely new.

I'll be bringing Dirk Strider from Homestuck. He's an intellectual cool-dude that likes robots, history, movies and soft plush things. He's the bro/dad??/son??/dude to your current Strider. He's from the future of an alternate universe where the human race is dead and the planet is flooded. The crowds here are going to be a new thing to him. And towns in general. Also trees? It just occurred to me that this guy has probably never seen an actual tree above water.

I'll be taking him from ACT 7, before that door gets open. So he's on a different timeline than everyone else here. Homestuck, ladies and gentleman.

I've got an OPT-OUT here if you'd rather not read things in orange or want to avoid this stupid series. No offense will be taken either way.

You can contact me at chickendance if you want to plot with/chat with/befriend/annoy me. I'm SUPER excited to be here. Looking forward to playing with you!

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[callbacks]

Hi B )

New phone who dis

[brocrux]

Sup. :Y

ouch

[callbacks]

I am probably going to have to steal that icon from you eventually

WELCOME TO POKEHELL MY FRIEND

[brocrux]

isnt it cute i hate them

THANKS. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO POKESUFFERING.

[quadrangle]

HALLO

fuck I apologize in advance for shoutrage at Dirk for alt-universe dickery?? That's going to be a thing, I don't remember if I warned you. I'M SORRY

screeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i'msoexcited

[brocrux]

you're warning me for a karkat shoutrage as if i shouldn't be expecting exactly that
dirk will probably think he deserves it ugh

IM SO HAPPY RN

[quadrangle]

WELL. OKAY YES. But I mean maybe you didn't expect it for this reason in particular? I don't know, I've stopped trying to understand it.

YOU DESERVE IT soon we shall have magical adventures

[brocrux]

it's as good as a reason as any I'M SURE THERE'LL BE MORE

SOON. soon. all the adventures. i gotta get my intro up.

[harlequinhater]

HI I already added you on plurk and hit up Dirk's opening post, but I should probably actually introduce myself. I am Stripe, I play John, and I'm also kind of new-ish. Though that fresh player smell is starting to wear off a bit.

Anyways, I'm sure John will be glad to hear that his Terezi Quest paid off, if he ever stops trying to troll Dirk into thinking he knows anything about Pokemon.

[brocrux]

Hi Stripe! Nice to meet you. I'm already enjoying your John.
I'll waft some new player smell your way. The stench is unbelievable.

Dirk gets to deliver good news for once. and nobody's buying it, dude but he'll keep going along with being rose because why not.

[harlequinhater]

Thank you! Your Dirk has been great so far too!!

And hey, on the bright side, John is the one Homestuck who won't be bitter and upset about being from a crapsack timeline. Because he's also sort of from the New and Improved timeline? He's from that weird in-between period so who even knows.

[brocrux]

Thank you! :)

God bless John Egbert. Dirk will appreciate it.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

HELLO THERE I say, days late, I'm Ashley and I am sooo psyched to see Dirk here! I play uh, Ashley (easy to remember I know) from Until Dawn, who has sort of inched her way into making friends with the Homestucks here and it's inevitable that she'll have some awkward encounters with Dirk, since she knows a bit about Dave's Bro!!

SO THAT'LL BE FUN basically I just wanted to introduce myself and add you on plurk and say that I'm looking forward to our future interactions and maybe tagging your intro post if I can get up the motivation to do so RP drive wake up

[brocrux]

Fashionably late. Hey Ashley! Nice to meet ya. ashley why would you inch your way in with them they're disasters. And oh gosh, Bro is going to haunt this guy forever. Bring it on.

Can't wait
:)