+1 horrible horrible horrible person did I mention he's horrible?

[diosmio]

Hi everybody, Steve here (I play that weird kid Gundam), bringing in a second character! I missed playing a Rocket, so I decided to bring in a loud obnoxious jerk who can't handle not being the star of the show and make him start as a Grunt.

...no Cobra's not back.

This is Dio Brando from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, which is that really really long series that's been running forever. He's coming in from really early on in the series (the fifth chapter in the manga or the end of the first episode of the recent anime), so while he's already a murderous egotistical jackass, he could be a lot worse. A LOT WORSE.

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And as always, I can be reached over on plurk at opticblast if you guys need to get in contact with me.

Comments

[solas_ion]

i'm literally just sitting here laughing for like fifteen different reasons

dio, man, you're gonna have a bad time

[diosmio]

Let's check the list

-He's on the bottom rung of the Rocket ladder
-everything is in the future
-he can't torment Jojo
-he has to learn to Pokemon
-he can't torment Jojo
-he's stuck with a Pokemon he can't fully evolve because what are happiness evolution to someone like Dio?
-he can't torment Jojo

HE IS GOING TO HAVE THE WORST TIME

[lapidarius]

[muffled laughter from the 80s]

seriously i can't believe you gave him a yamask that is genius

[diosmio]

I HAD THE HARDEST TIME THINKING OF A STARTER AND THEN I WAS JUST LIKE

...it's a spooky mask that evolves into a...oh.

I felt really stupid for not thinking of it sooner.

[solas_ion]

i mean honestly i would not have thought of it, i'd be the asshole giving him a poochyena just to piss him off

[diosmio]

Don't worry, he'll get stuck with one of those eventually.

...or a Houndour because that would really be awful.

[occultigen]

REPORTS FOR DUTY TO BE BLONDE, QUAINT, AND VICTORIAN IN DIO'S GENERAL VICINITY

[diosmio]

Absolutely nothing good can come from that, so it's going to be wonderful.

[ossifragant]

This is amazing. I'd say poor Dio, but really I'm going to laugh at him struggling to Pokemon.

[diosmio]

Look, he deserves every ledge he comes across.

[loveisanopendoor]

this has disaster written all over it i'm so thrilled

[diosmio]

It really does, and I'm just hoping I can pull off the complete disaster this should be.

[embezzling]

WHAT A GREAT USERNAME...

[diosmio]

I'm so glad people like it as much as I do.

[grapeeater]

Agreed on the amazing username. Also it occurs to me that throwing Micchy and Dio against each other would be hilarious for various reason so let's do it.

Also muffled "OH MY GAAAAAAWD" in the corner of muses I don't talk about.

[diosmio]

I'm sure it'll be great!

And I should be getting to that tag a little later today!