+1 cook.

[emptysword]

Hello, everyone! Eq here with Shirou Emiya from Fate/Stay Night. I've been here a long time ago with an idiot that just snaps whenever something goes wrong, but this time's different!

You see, instead of being the biggest piece of shit, Shirou Emiya's the nicest guy this side of town. He'll definitely try to help everyone, even if it means getting into STRANGER DANGER problems basically. Anyways, he'll be starting in New Bark Town with a Klink that's called Gear ( his naming sense will get better i promise ).

As always, you can reach me at impulsives or at equalsuffering on AIM.

It's good to be back, and to all the new people, hello!

Comments

[solas_ion]

0/10 intro not enough foodporn

[emptysword]

I can't just post food things and make people hungry in the ooc intro there's ethics for these kind of things!

[ex_cashcow493]

it's actually about ethics in cooking

[solas_ion]

AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FATE/ PROTAGONIST

[emptysword]

says the minor character that dies in all routes.

[ex_cashcow493]

whoa whoa whoa

you need to like

span tag your spoilers, son

[emptysword]

would anyone even look in this train wreck.

i mean it's pretty much a given that Shirou's the true heroine.

[ex_cashcow493]

so how long did it take you to find the spoiler html

[solas_ion]

yeah because you had such a big role in hollow ataraxia

fffffffffffakey fake protagonist

[emptysword]

you did not just go there.

[solas_ion]

it's the motherfucking lancer and bazett show now, kid

[emptysword]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over-

[justshankthem]

the caren and avenger show.

[blackmass]

we need to talk.

[justshankthem]

we already did. you were the one that wanted to give him full reign over the world after all.

[blackmass]

pictured: a priest and his son-in-law

[masochristic]

my franchise now

[blackmass]

put some pants on or you're grounded

[masochristic]

collects child support while you're here

[blackmass]

it's fine it's probably just rin's inheritance

[masochristic]

nothing like filthy magi money to shove in lancer's mouth..............

[solas_ion]

it's the only action he's getting from rin lbr

[cashcalf]

don't worry she'll pay more attention to him now that he can wop his wad

[dressofheaven]

Little Big brotherrrrrrr!

Yeah, I took Ilya from Fate, so you can expect as much exhuberance out of her as she showed in the TDM. HF would be more subdued, and UBW... why in any reality would anyone ever take Ilya from UBW?

[emptysword]

While that's a different Shirou (awkward...), but I definitely can rp Shirou being conflicted about this.

So yeah we can definitely play Big little sister things together.

[dressofheaven]

It's okay. Literally everyone else is from UBW so they're all just thoroughly confused about what she remembers.

[emptysword]

He'll be definitely pleased that she's alive and not dead anyways because UBW is the roughest way Ilya could go tbh.

[dressofheaven]

YEP. SURE IS.

[ex_cashcow493]

food???????????????

[ex_cashcow493]

[ex_cashcow493]

don't worry i got you covered

[emptysword]

...well at least i still have a reliable partner in crime.

[ex_cashcow493]

will make post delish 10/10

[ex_cashcow493]

[ex_cashcow493]

[emptysword]

This is basically you telling me to make a food porn based post in the future isn't it?

[ex_cashcow493]

i wasn't aware i was being subtle

[emptysword]

>you
>subtle

that's like calling a brick subtle tbh.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ex_cashcow493]

anyway i have all these cute new icons
it'd be a shame if
there was a post to spam them on

that wasn't
this one

[emptysword]

i am writing it at the moment

it's just that everything and nothing are distracting me rn.

[cashcalf]

no excuses
then i can do a cute saber post.............................................

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Welcome back, Eq!

[emptysword]

OH MAN it's been a really long time, hasn't it? Guess Cobra will have to deal with another goody two shoes tho.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It has!

And yeah, I'm sure he'll just love having another one of those around. Which should be fun!

[goestoextremes]

Welcome back, Eq!

[emptysword]

It's good to be back, aw yeah! We should probably have CRs now that I'm back, huh?

[goestoextremes]

It's good to have you back, yeaaah! We should and we will, considering how I play two helpful girls, who will definitely get along with him splendidly. So expect to see either this girl, or Petra (scoutingangel) from Attack on Titan, or both, in his intro when I get there sometime later today. \o/

[emptysword]

aw yeaah more ladies in shirou's life i mean- at least these two wouldn't bully him like rin.