[ muffled 80s pop playing in the distance. ]

[keytars]

hi there! my name's alicia, and i'm some fresh meat bringing in kimber from the cartoon jem. if you've never heard of it, it's basically a neon cartoon from the 80s made to market a doll line, and songs like this pop up every ten seconds (actually, watch that whole playlist, it's perfect).

basically, kimber's the band's keytarist and also the sister of the titular jem (or - jerrica - because this is all a mess of secret identity and glamor/glitter/fashion/fame). she's coming in from the end of season two, gonna name all of her pokemon after 80s pop stars, and is gonna be a rocket grunt because she's gonna suck at it. so much. so much. other than this, that basically sums it up!

looking forward to playing with you all! feel free to add me on plurk at zombiejosette for plotting/chatting purposes!

Comments

[viiru2alert]

hjhjglcgddfgj

things I never realized I needed until now: a Jem character in Route.

This is beautiful. <33333 Welcome!

[keytars]

it just seemed like the obvious conclusion honestly! and thank you!!

[doitrockapella]

HI SUPER EIGHTIES

I'M SUPER NINETIES

I FULLY SUPPORT THIS ADDITION OF MORE PRIMARY COLORS AND DAY-GLO TO ROUTE.

[keytars]

I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST GLORIOUS THING I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED TBH.

[doitrockapella]

YOU KNOW WE HAVE A COBRA COMMANDER TOO, RIGHT.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING THE "YOUR CHILDHOOD" REVOLUTION.

[keytars]

i -

i actually didn't.

yeah nope this is it this is the pinnacle.

[doitrockapella]

surprise.

MASSIVE HAIR AND PRIMARY COLORS FOREVER

[keytars]

i'm not crying it's just an entire can aqua net on my face.

[doitrockapella]

also can I just say I approve of the super 80s names for your roster

speaking as someone whose entire roster is comprised of stupid henchman pun names

a+ well done :|b

[keytars]

i seriously didn't know how i was gonna do it until i filled out the form. and then it hit me. stroke of genius etc.

BUT NO yours is just as beautiful oh my god.

[doitrockapella]

Also hi I should probably get around to, y'know, introducing myself and stuff here.

Hi, I'm Alex, I'm one of the tech mods, I play this lady (obviously) and also a tennis kid, another master thief, and ALBERT MOTHERFUCKING ROSENFIELD, a fact which I point out in capslock because I'm pretty sure you're Heather's friend and also a Peaks person whom I've done memes with before, so. Hi!

[keytars]

YES I WAS THAT DIANE THAT ONE TIME and sometimes i'm laura/audrey/harold/too many accounts for this show, perfect, beautiful, etc. a pleasure to officially meet you!

[angerpoints]

Hi there! I'm Karen, and this kid here is Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho. Welcome to the game!!

[keytars]

yusuke! ah, that's beautiful! i'm actually in the beginning of a rewatch of that right now. and thank you!

[melodicnocturne]

efrefb HELLO SPUNKY MUSICIAN GIRL

MEET GOOFY MUSICIAN GUY.

Hi there, btw, I'm Cyrus. I play this goof here. WELCOME ABOARD! Hope you enjoy yourself!

[keytars]

OH GOODNESS YES BEAUTIFUL.

a pleasure to meet you!

[chainred]

Hello Alicia and welcome to Route! I'm pumped to see Kimber here and look forward to all of the crazy adventures she'll likely get into.

[keytars]

it's going to be so terrible. and i'm not gonna say outrageous. i'm not. but yes, thank you!

[timelymaid]

Hi! I'm Lucy, and I have three! The first is Mitsukuni Haninozuka ("Honey-senpai") from Ouran, the second is Rin Nohara from Naruto, and the third is Aradia Megido from Homestuck. Aradia does have an important note: like everyone in her canon she types in a very specific way when using the text function, which you can view and opt out of here!

And I'm really excited to see Kimber! :o

[keytars]

sounds good! i've a passing familiarity with homestuck, though, so that won't be necessary. thank you though! ♥