GREETINGS CREATURES OF... ROUTE...

[n2o]

Hello, Route. This is Redd, bringing in another character. Clearly I can never have enough. My other three are Archer, Isaac, and Pietro. No HTML for you since it hates me for some reason.

So who's this assclown? This is Nitrous Oxide from the Crash Bandicoot series of games. He's taken from before his race against the player (Crash in this case) for the first time. For those of you who don't know who he is or don't recognize him, he's an alien who... shows up to serve as the plot point in a Mario Kart rip-off. It was a good Mario Kart rip-off! But it was still a rip-off.

He's an alien who obviously loves racing. Like all villains from the Crash Bandicoot series, he's played for laughs and wants to conquer the world to... turn it into a concrete parking lot. Why he'd need an entire planet of concrete parking lot is never specified. Oh come on, he's a serious villain, he doesn't need to explain his reasons to you!!

...No I have no idea what I'm doing. Anyway, he'll be introed within the next few weeks since I need to actually... draw icons for him... orz YOU CAN SEE HOW I PLANNED THIS OUT IN ADVANCE, CAN'T YOU.

Anyway, I look forward to threading with everyone!

Comments

[explosivecombat]

But just think of all the go-karting that could happen on that much parking lot...

[n2o]

THIS LOGIC WORKS UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT HIS TRACK IS IN SPACE SOMEHOW

SCREW AIR, WHO NEEDS THAT

[explosivecombat]

...sweetie, you showed up for the sake of challenging a goddamned bandicoot to a race.

I think at this point we're saying "Screw logic altogether."

[n2o]

HEY HE COULD HAVE GONE UP AGAINST A VERTICALLY CHALLENGED SCIENTIST, A SCIENTIST WITH A LIVE MISSILE IN HIS HEAD, A POLAR BEAR, A TIGER CUB, A MUTATED TIGER THING, A MUTATED CROCODILE + DINGO DOG, OR... ANOTHER BANDICOOT

...HIS LOGIC IS FLAWLESS YOU SHUT UP

[explosivecombat]

completely flawless tbh

[n2o]

BITCH, YOU KNOW HE IS

[snapandscoot]

oh fuck you and the flying saucer you rode in on

YOUR TRACK SUCKED MAN

[n2o]

NO IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TRACK EVER

please tell me I'm not the only one who managed to keep flying off into another part of the track after that one huge jump toward the end I DIED SO MANY TIMES THERE ALKMERKNSKELKMS

[snapandscoot]

i can't remember

but now i want to replay the game so bad gdammit redd

[n2o]

DO IT

I need to canon review too so I'll be playing it! \o/

[bibliomaniac]

Alliiiiiienn

Also this means now I'm gonna probably have cr with 3 of your 4 characters :v

[n2o]

OH COME ON THIS IS HARDLY A BAD THING B)

And he will gladly terrorize you Sheska because lol trolling he can totally troll okay what is this muse and what have I done

[bibliomaniac]

IDK but I'm not surprised as all your characters are trolls. except maybe archie but he's dead

[n2o]

FFFFF I'M NOT SURE IF THIS IS A COMPLIMENT...

[bibliomaniac]

IT IS! ...AT LEAST, I THINK SO! IF YOU WANT IT TO BE!

[n2o]

AWESOME B) YOU'RE THE BEST BLOSSOM

[bibliomaniac]

NAH, YOU ARE REDD, YOU'RE THE BEST :3

[militarytactics]

oh my god what. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL REDD.

well beautifulish.

[n2o]

B) I TRY

[militarytactics]

WELL GOOD WORK, A-

[n2o]

ONLY AN A-

I AM INSULTED

[militarytactics]

I'M SORRY OKAY IT'S SCHOOL REGULATIONS

[n2o]

>:| I AM DISAPPOINT

[militarytactics]

SOMETIMES YOU CAN ONLY BE DISAPPOINT

[derpsaboutfamily]

... All the Reddthings. I want them. You should be used to this by now.

[n2o]

YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE REDDTHINGS, MEI

I have no idea how Oxide will react to Hughes. HILARITY WILL ENSUE, THAT'S FOR SURE

[derpsaboutfamily]

Can Gluttony eat him, tho? That's the main question.

[n2o]

HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T TASTE VERY GOOD...... :|a

[derpsaboutfamily]

LIKE THIS HAS EVER STOPPED GLUTTONY BEFORE...?

[n2o]

.............ACCURATE :|a