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GREETINGS CREATURES OF... ROUTE...
Hello, Route. This is Redd, bringing in another character. Clearly I can never have enough. My other three are Archer, Isaac, and Pietro. No HTML for you since it hates me for some reason.
So who's this assclown? This is Nitrous Oxide from the Crash Bandicoot series of games. He's taken from before his race against the player (Crash in this case) for the first time. For those of you who don't know who he is or don't recognize him, he's an alien who... shows up to serve as the plot point in a Mario Kart rip-off. It was a good Mario Kart rip-off! But it was still a rip-off.
He's an alien who obviously loves racing. Like all villains from the Crash Bandicoot series, he's played for laughs and wants to conquer the world to... turn it into a concrete parking lot. Why he'd need an entire planet of concrete parking lot is never specified. Oh come on, he's a serious villain, he doesn't need to explain his reasons to you!!
...No I have no idea what I'm doing. Anyway, he'll be introed within the next few weeks since I need to actually... draw icons for him... orz YOU CAN SEE HOW I PLANNED THIS OUT IN ADVANCE, CAN'T YOU.
Anyway, I look forward to threading with everyone!
So who's this assclown? This is Nitrous Oxide from the Crash Bandicoot series of games. He's taken from before his race against the player (Crash in this case) for the first time. For those of you who don't know who he is or don't recognize him, he's an alien who... shows up to serve as the plot point in a Mario Kart rip-off. It was a good Mario Kart rip-off! But it was still a rip-off.
He's an alien who obviously loves racing. Like all villains from the Crash Bandicoot series, he's played for laughs and wants to conquer the world to... turn it into a concrete parking lot. Why he'd need an entire planet of concrete parking lot is never specified. Oh come on, he's a serious villain, he doesn't need to explain his reasons to you!!
...No I have no idea what I'm doing. Anyway, he'll be introed within the next few weeks since I need to actually... draw icons for him... orz YOU CAN SEE HOW I PLANNED THIS OUT IN ADVANCE, CAN'T YOU.
Anyway, I look forward to threading with everyone!