+1 Findouuuche

[thevveribest]

Hello again Route!

Some of you know me, some of you don't, but I'm Zorn! I've been here off and on since the game first opened, and here I am again. I just don't know how to quit you... ANYWAYS, I'm bringing Eridan Ampora, who is a stuck up, genocidal, seatroll prince from the webcomic Homestuck! I played him here once before, and I figured I'd give him another go! He will be without his previous memories though, wiping the slate clean.

I AM EXCITED TO BE HERE AGAIN, I am looking forward to any and all CR, I wish to play with all of yooou. if any of you wish to add me on plurk(zornsable) or Aim(Zornsable), feel free to do so!

Also a small heads up, while thevveribest is my journal for route, I will upon occasion tag with unconchonable, for icon purposes!

Sorry I am so bad at these. Hi.

Comments

[lucky8r8k]

HI ZORN HI

[thevveribest]

HI NABI HIII

[notchinese]

ERIIIIDAAAN~

[unconchonable]

HELLO~

[notchinese]

Yumi needs a fishdouche in her life. Is Eridan willing to take up that offer?

[thevveribest]

Of course he is!

[notchinese]

Yaay~

[ghostytrainer]

ewwwwww gross. It's you and your findouche.

[unconchonable]

EWWW WHO WOULD EVER LIKE ME OR HIM GOSHH EEEWWWUUGHUGH I MAY AS WELL LEAVE, GOOD THING I HAVENT UNPACKED MY BAGS OR ANYTHING GOSH

[ghostytrainer]

GOOD GET OUT. GOD. NOBODY LIKES U.

[unconchonable]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH LEAVES 5EVR

[ghostytrainer]

AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No you know I'm glad to have you back, man. u u

[thevveribest]

I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

eee I know and I am glad to be baaaack aa getting to play with john again even if they will be assholes to each other probabllyyyyyy

[timelymaid]

HI ZORN. Aradia actually will be happy to see Eridan, since she was on good terms with the last one (link if you got curious, idefk).

She also has one of the last Eridan's pokemon, the only ghost, which she will prob give back pretty quickly if he wants him.

[timelymaid]

oh and i have honey from ouran idk if you are familiar

[unconchonable]

HIIIII! Oh good! Eridan will need a friend ahahahah. And wow cuuute that's sweet, I'll def have to creep on their interactions.

As far as Honey, I know of them, but not much else ahahah.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh no it's you

[unconchonable]

its me~

[plushaeusrumpified]

He swears to god if you mistake his actions for hateflirting again, he will punch you.

Platonically.

[thevveribest]

Well don't flirt with him and he wouldn't get confused.

[used_friendship]

HELLO AGAINNN

I guess I should apologize since Eridan ruined all his friendships last time he was here, but he deserves it so B)

idek what Naruto will think of him though :| we will see

[thevveribest]

HOW DARE U

1000 YEARS DUNGEON

nah it's cool, Eridan is bound to destroy his friendships anywaaaaays! But IDK I guess we will see! (Cuz I dont know anything about naruto ahah)

[believeit]

NO WAY

Well he will probably be offended by almost anything Eridan says or does, but then again his best friend defected from their village, said they aren't friends anymore and spent 3 years wanting/plotting/trying to kill villagers/friends/naruto himself and he STILL SAYS THEY ARE FRIENDS AND HE WILL BRING HIM BACK AND SAVE HIM.

[thevveribest]

NARUTO PLS that is some friendship magic or something, jeez

[believeit]

It's the power of being a shounen hero. They are like anti-Eridans.

[thevveribest]

So in other words, they ain't cool like Eridan! B)

[believeit]

Then again in his intro post he is literally destroying his cast mates one by one with major spoilers so.

Better prince of hope than you, yo

[thevveribest]

Ahahahah GOOD JOB

but man no step off the title yo, that is eridan's and eridan's only. Who cares if your hair is about as yellow as them threads.

[believeit]

no way man. if there was a crossover he would totally be the rogue of hope, believe it

[fairycircle]

hurrr HI THERE! I'm okami and i've got vanitas, cheria and jane :> A THING ABOUT CHERIA... she traveled with the last eridan for a long while actually so she'll be happy to see him again 8D and sad that he's got no memories.. but she's likely to return some of his pokemon anyway |DD hope he's ready when I get the chance to spamtag yessss

[thevveribest]

Hello hello :>!

Oooo! Janes are very rare creatures, I'm glad route has one! But man. Poor Cheria, though I am sure they will make fast friends if she could stand him before. And while he might not be ready for the spamtag, I most definitely will be!

[fairycircle]

heee Janey knew Eridan a little before too since Cheria originally roped him into helping throw a birthday party for all the other kids back in december |D hurhur.

Mang it was like. She was nice to him, he hit on her, she kept saying no, and now she's been feeling terrible since he left and she didn't get to apologize for bombing when she finally agreed to go on a date >_> I just, DRAMATIC AFTERMATH, IT WAS DELICIOUS. But yeah, she'll probably give him his Kingdra and Gyarados back |D and the Piplup she had been meaning to give him on valentines day cause gosh piplups are cool and stuff.

[thevveribest]

Aaw that's cute!

So in other words she was nice to him when he didn't really deserve it, and now she feels bad over a dumb jerk. Poor girl! Ooh dang, Kingdra and Gyarados, Eridan will really like those. His Horsea is a sad pokebeast indeed, those are far more suiting to a man of his standing and all! And piplups are cool! He'll probably like it once it evolves! He's just gonna casually collect all the pokemon with royal-like names, it's cool, he isn't see through or anything.

[fairycircle]

They're both 100s even |D she will likely not return the poor Magikarp that he kept in a box because he named it Sollux and the thing never saw the light of day >_> she had always been trying to get it free from his PC. But yesss, Incitatus and Dualscar, Kingdra and Gyarados respectively :>> and probably Gl'bgolyb the Tentacruel cause she can't pronounce that name at all HHAHAHA. let's see, looking, there's a baby Lapras too! she's already got one so she'd easily return that little guy, cause he's one of her Lapras' grandbabies hahaha

BREED HIM ALL THE WATER POKEMON SO THEY'RE ALL AMAZING AND BADASS.

[thevveribest]

Oh wow! Eridan will of course think they're entirely awesome! No wonder they are level 100 and amazing, he owned them previously!!! Ahahah yeah she can keep the magikarp, he wouldn't appreciate it anyways and the poor thing would rot in its box. Ooooh *u* lapraaassss...

YES HE WANTS ALL THE WATER POKEMON BECAUSE THEY ARE CLEARLY SUPERIOR!!!

[healium]

Yesss lapras and piplup and mudkip and she'll obviously gift a squirtle and totodile ALL THE WATER STARTERS minus uh.. oshawott, cause she doesn't have one |Db

CLEARLY. It's why Cheria has so many water types; his insistence hahahhahahahha THEY WERE FISHING BUDDIES so he might get a bunch of fishing poles too.

[believeit]

That fucking Magikarp, man.

[healium]

CHERIA IS GOING TO RAISE IT TO BE LESS HATEFUL TOWARDS FISHDOUCHES. Don't want it evolving with that hate right? >_>

[iownahoofbeast]

Hi there. Pretty sure I remember your Eridan from back before I played this douchebag here. I'm sure they'll get along famously.

[thevveribest]

Ooooh, who did you play before!

And of course they will, they will be best friends, totally!!

[iownahoofbeast]

I think we might've had some interaction when I was playing Harry Dresden? I played Harley Quinn for a while too, but I don't think she ever got to talk to Eridan.