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Hi Route hi! This is Leareth, your Twilight Sparkle mun speaking. Allow me to introduce my second character and the newest addition to our Fate cast, the token loli (except not really but that gets complicated) Ilyasviel von Einzbern.

I will pause a moment to let everyone who is familiar with Fate/Stay Night shudder. (By the way, she's coming in from the Fate Route).

She's joining up as a Rocket Grunt, and expect her to be rather cheery about the whole thing. Stealing Pokemon? Beating up weaker trainers? Sure, sounds like fun! Not like she hasn't spent most of her life being groomed for something much worse...

Anyway, go ahead and add her in with:

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Or do the hover/click thing! I look forward to tossing her at you all.

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...oh god

yes

Hi Rin's dad!

Wait a minute didn't you die horribly in the last war? (And not by her dad's hands, surprisingly.)

...the discussions he has had with the F/SN cast to this effect

it's getting into "oh god not again" territory

being magus is suffering, I am telling you

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But at least if he's alive here she has a chance to see her mommy and daddy again. She'll probably be happy to meet him just for that.

...Why am I suddenly reminded of Daring Do?

Oh, yeah - that one cute kitten. No one will espect a not-loli to steal innocent Pokemon! XD

It is the perfect crime.

Look at that adorable face. How could you possibly suspect her?

I blame yesterday's new episode 'cause I can totally hear Rainbow saying 'How can you fall for her sweet, innocent act?! It's just a ploy so she can steal our Pokemon in our sleep!'

Not your Pokemon, Rainbow.

They aren't good enough.

Okay, now she feels insulted. XD

Ilya does that a lot. Though usually more subtly.

OH BOY THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN

I have way too many Rockets, so I'll be sure to throw someone at her after I get off hiatus! \o/

Oh hey didn't her daddy kill you?

I eagerly await this! Some poor soul needs to instruct her in Rocket Conduct anyway.

Aw, it's a castmate.

That reminds her of Irisviel. |D

Saber, you knew my mommy?

And you never said anything?

Kind of thought you were too young or something.

UBW is hard.

BUT I HAVE REACHED THE ROOT OF THIS GAME AND HAVE COME TO DISCOVER THAT YOU ARE INDEED THE SPAWN OF IRISVIEL

And technically Shirou's older sister by adoption!

I'm related to like everyone you love.

Does that make me your dad and older brother though??

We're a strange family.

But if I'm your daughter now (and a homunculus to boot), don't I have to rebel against and kill you eventually?

Yes, but the moment you start wearing tube tops, papa is gonna judge the hell out of you.

Deja vu is pretty much Saber's entire life now.

i didn't choose the waifu life

takeuchi chose it for me GOSH

This is true. If he didn't want to draw you all the time, he wouldn't have made all these tangents.

So.

You MADE your waifu life

But daaaaaaddyyyy~...

you march upstairs and put some breastplate on that covers your stomach this instant or else i'm shipping you off to live with the french

Fiiiiiine.

Mama would have let me.

yeah well your mom is DEAD

so think about that when you're getting changed

You are the worst father EVER!

/runs upstairs, slams door

yeah but at least I'm not Kiritsugu

fuck that guy

... Berserker.

Smash.

yeah but at least his own child didn't kill him

/RUNS UP WITH ILLYA

Hello, Leareth! Welcome to the game! I'm Keiosu and I play Red Saber who is not so flat chested as your sort of play dad/brother/uncle/something bodyguard! I hope to play with you soon and I hope you have fun here!

Heh, aaactually we've played here before. I'm Twilight Sparkle, and I was Illidan (sorry for idling out on him, he just would not stick for me).

Still! Very eager to utterly confuse Ilya by having her meet Nero.

No worries! At least you're still here! I apologize for my brain not... noticing this... orz

Suddenly Seiba has boobs. wat do

It's cool, I forgot to link in Twilight's journal so you probably just missed it.

There is only one thing to do. Find out if they're real!

This, too.

/opens arms wide for you to feel and gives no fucks?

/somehow is reminded of her mom

But really, Ilya will be making her first appearance tomorrow in a fashion Nero would probably approve of (and Arturia would most definitely not).

/this isn't far from the truth as Nero and Arturia have hung around each other enough to at least be comfortable around each other

First sign that there's something different between the two! I will look forward to this.

Oh hey you're playing a sort-of castmate now...!

...for the record, Kayneth hasn't torn up her family's castle or antagonized her father and subsequently been put through hell by him before being dying horribly at his hand yet, so he'll receive none of the blame for it.

Yep! Even in Johto, the Einzberns are still making your life harder, Kayneth.

Well that's nice. She'll be polite then.

... Mind you, that won't stop her from plotting horrible things, but then again, she's Ilya.

this fucking family

Awww, you're so cute when you're suffering.

/remakes Fate dead end number one

that would be a thing that could be done if people in route died when they were killed

...'course he'll probably just suffer a lot more, um

Ilya's okay with that!

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