awww here it goes

[triptoprofiling]

Hi there!

Sorta kinda new player here. I played in Route a loonnng while back on the lifejournals (with my myplaces account) but here I am again! I'm Switch playing Norman Jayden from that oh-so upbeat game Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows: The Game Heavy Rain. A little on the shy side, Norman is a FBI agent who dons really nifty future glasses which can help him find clues or kill time playing with virtual tanks.

BUT HEY-- POKEMANS! He'll be starting out in New Bark Town as a Trainer with his Patrat.

Looking forward to all the fun adventuretimes with you all! As usual, I gots a Plurk (nerdorific) or you can hit me up via PM or AIM (positronicswitch)

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[worktodo]

hey speaking of pot don't worry bro we're gonna help you get off the smack okay

we will help you kick the habit



WELL I HOPE YOU ARE PREPARED FOR SOME A-FLUTTERIN' THEN BECAUSE I FULLY INTEND TO HURL THEM BOTH AT YOU lovingly.

[triptoprofiling]

what

i ain't agreed to no rehab

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ROUTE 29 NOT ROUTE TAKE YOUR PASTY ASS TO SEEK CLINICAL HELP



hnngh yes my body is ready. si, tambien.

[worktodo]

WELCOME TO ALBERT ROSENFIELD'S JUSTICE FARM OF SCIENCE!! AND REHABILITATION FACILITY FOR WAYWARD FBI AGENTS.

crayons are in the corner, snacktime occurs promptly at two

[triptoprofiling]

this is the worst day of my life

[worktodo]

and take off that power glove man you look ridiculous what do you think this is old-school nintendo

[triptoprofiling]

say all you want brosef but you don't know how bad this thing is

it's so bad

[worktodo]

DAMMIT NAHMAN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER THERE ARE CRIMES AFOOT OKAY

I MEAN JESUS THEY FOUND SHAUN MARS BY THE SIDE OF A LAKE DEAD AND WRAPPED IN PLASTIC





wait

[triptoprofiling]

shit

you're telling me that woman inside the well wasn't shaun mars???



i...ohgod i need to take some

[worktodo]

also we found an oragammy dog under his fingernail

[triptoprofiling]

okay now you are just talking crazy here. you can't put oragammy dogs under a fingernail. that's not how science works.

[worktodo]

...what if we look at it with future glasses.

putting on future glasses makes everything bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

[triptoprofiling]

you tell me which finger and i'll give it a gander

now srs question: mountaintops or under the sea?

[worktodo]

do i look like sebastian the crab to you.

[triptoprofiling]

with those bug eyes? you can fool anyone twice over.

[tapestodiane]

........ YOU GUYS ...............





(hi you already know me HI JOIN TEAM FBI WE WILL LOVE YOU SO MUCH)

[triptoprofiling]

i didn't do anythin' i swear






(hi din hiiii! and oh man-- he is in there like swimwear!!)

[tapestodiane]

other than the world's most terrible life choices
clearly we will get along well



(c: IT'S EVEN FREE. YOU GET SOME LOVIN'- AND YOU AND YOU)

[worktodo]

and i just imagined coop borrowing the future glasses so that he could use a VIRTUAL ROCK AND BOTTLE to solve mysteries


this is the best day ever

[triptoprofiling]

i can already smell a beautiful broship blossoming off in the distance



(i'm always down for the free and copious amounts of loving)