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[wontturntostone]

Hey guys! It's Dalrint (Astrid player) bringing in my second character...this is Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck! She's a troll who is somewhat meddlesome and fussy and sticks her nose where it doesn't belong. She's also already experienced one massively life changing transformation so becoming human will only be mostly confusing to her! She's seven and a half sweeps old which is about fifteen and a half...or so...ish. Sixteen? by human reckoning, because troll time is weird.

Also she will probably try to make outfits for everyone. Mostly girls but boys are not safe!

She's coming in from act 6, intermission 3, so she's in for...several...shocks that should be entertaining! She's a breeder, her starter is a Budew.

I'll probably intro her tomorrow! Not...sure what else to say. Hi!

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[healium]

/FLINGS SELF HERE

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss finally a Kanaya! VANITAS NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU (ignore i'm on the wrong journal for dis convo, ok)

going to yay forever now :>

[wontturntostone]

:D Hi! She'll talk to anyone, oh yes! She needs to talk to everyone, in fact.

There's meddling to be meddled.

[healium]

So much meddling to be meddled, especially since... he's dating a certain cancer troll............

[wontturntostone]

Oh my!

She will have to learn everything about him to decide if she approves ask him some friendly questions!

[healium]

yes yes and yes to everything 8D

[roemance]

HEY KANAYA....

But Hi, I'm Draggy and I plaaaay~ just Eridan here. Who probably isn't going to be too thrilled about her showing up, sob.

[wontturntostone]

Oh really? Whyever not? :P

[roemance]

I am sure it has to do with her killing him for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

[wontturntostone]

COMPLETELY UNJUSTIFIED HOMICIDE!

Except for the part where he's a genocidal madman.

[roemance]

yes completely unjustified!!!

urgh. Kanaya why. Personally though I am looking forward to it even if Eridan is not.

[wontturntostone]

Good, cause so am I. :D

[roemance]

He deserves everything he gets. As he casually backtracks from all those almost-apologies he gave karkat. B)

[wontturntostone]

Well, he's just lucky her lipstick doesn't turn into a chainsaw here!

[ragnarok_strike]

CLOTHES FOR ALL YAY
I am not knowing the Homestucks, but I am excited to play with them, because Homestuck :D

[wontturntostone]

Not knowing the homestucks! How strange. I was beginning to think they were universal.

:D

Kanaya is basically a meddlesome teenager who likes to make clothes and tries to fix all her friends problems, even if she's bad at it.

If that helps.

[ragnarok_strike]

It does help.
I have a friend who tells me about it, but I'm just not interested in getting invested until the end. :)
But yes, I think we need more meddlers everywhere.

[wontturntostone]

Oh man,I wish I could do that now...I've been reading since it started. It's painful sometimes.

[ragnarok_strike]

I can imagine it so, hearing from them. I also have the first two books, borrowed from them...

[papshooshing]

KANAYA KANAYA!

KAAAANNAAAAAAYYYAAAAAAAAA

[wontturntostone]

Shhhhhhhhh.

*pap*

[papshooshing]

But it's Kanaya!


Karkat misses his best friend, yes he does.

[wontturntostone]

Well now he won't have to! Because she's here!

Here and trying to breed some sort of god pokemon so he may have to talk her down from that.

[heartdive]

Not if he kidnaps her and encourages it first 8T

[wontturntostone]

But that's madness!

[heartdive]

hey man. Karkat has a wide variety of pokébeasts to aid in that endeavor.

[wontturntostone]

Then let the god breeding commence! Soon they'll make a shiny universe. Or something. That is how this works right?

[moveslikestrider]

Hey there! I'm Folded, the resident Dave Strider. Glad to have you here!

[wontturntostone]

Hi! We played a little on the fourth wall thing, I think.

[moveslikestrider]

We certainly did /o/

[wontturntostone]

Huzzah! I am looking forward to this. :D

[matini]

Sup! I'm Ryuuto, Ryuu for short, and I'm the resident Jake English and Mom Lalonde! Nice to meet youuuuuu! ;w;

I'm redknightdistrict on Plurk and felledjustice on AIM~

[wontturntostone]

Hi! Nice to meet you!

[timelymaid]

:D!

Aradia will allow her to make outfits for her, she doesn't care.

[ghostytrainer]

Kanaya! /o/

I'm Katar and I just play this little doofus here, and I work stupidly stupid hours at ass o'clock in the morning so I had to go to sleep before apps were processed SO I MISSED THE PARTY LAST NIGHT. SO I AM SAYING HI NOW. SUPER LATE. I'M SORRY.

[viiru2alert]

BREA

THES..........

oh god you're a beautiful human being.

Welcome to the hamsteak cast. :0

[wontturntostone]

:D Thank you! I am happy to be here, looking forward to various shenanigans.