So I heard you like FBI agents...

[worktodo]

...which is too bad, because I can guarantee he doesn't like you. >>

Hey, Route, this is Alex, player of Yagyuu (usedlaserbeam) and Carmen Sandiego (doitrockapella) bringing you an unrepentant bastard from an early nineties TV show where highschoolers never go to high school and some guy investigates murders through the power of Tibetan glass bottles.

His name is Albert Rosenfield (that's A-L-B-E-R-T, which he will be happy to spell out for you) and he is basically the six-time gold medalist in the Snark Olympics, with a silver in Lack of Social Graces and the bronze in General Unpleasantry. He is also a special agent and forensic pathologist with the FBI, and coworker to one Dale Cooper, who is also quite possibly the only person who can stand him.





These men are discussing a murder investigation.


...I apologize in advance.

Anyway, he'll soon be arriving in Johto to win all of you over with the charm and likeability of a parasitic insect, so please:

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[foolishwren]

so why do I have a feeling these two are either gonna hate each other or love each other.

[worktodo]

Because on one hand Heather is a spunky young lady with a fine appreciation for snark and close ties to Dale Cooper, while on the other hand she is also a rebellious punk-ass teenager with a smart mouth, a murdering complex, and no apparent demonstration of any intent to be a productive contributing member of society?

...with close ties to Dale Cooper.

Personally I'm betting on hate, but quite possibly in that "Sheriff Truman" way that eventually results in brohugs.

[foolishwren]

.... YEAH PRETTY MUCH.

We'll have to see what happens! Right now she finds him incredibly amusing, but we'll see how quick THAT changes. XDDD