So I heard you like FBI agents...

[worktodo]

...which is too bad, because I can guarantee he doesn't like you. >>

Hey, Route, this is Alex, player of Yagyuu (usedlaserbeam) and Carmen Sandiego (doitrockapella) bringing you an unrepentant bastard from an early nineties TV show where highschoolers never go to high school and some guy investigates murders through the power of Tibetan glass bottles.

His name is Albert Rosenfield (that's A-L-B-E-R-T, which he will be happy to spell out for you) and he is basically the six-time gold medalist in the Snark Olympics, with a silver in Lack of Social Graces and the bronze in General Unpleasantry. He is also a special agent and forensic pathologist with the FBI, and coworker to one Dale Cooper, who is also quite possibly the only person who can stand him.





These men are discussing a murder investigation.


...I apologize in advance.

Anyway, he'll soon be arriving in Johto to win all of you over with the charm and likeability of a parasitic insect, so please:

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[tapestodiane]

no no you got it all wrong
it's ah
quite distasteful actually if you can believe that


(trying to conclude whether you are a treat or not I mean there are strong arguments to be made for both sides here)

[worktodo]

now see this is exactly why you can't settle down in twin peaks

how can you live your life when every morning when you wake up and pour yourself a cup of coffee there is the pervasive, perpetual fear that there might have been a fish in the percolator

clearly you need to just stay in san francisco where you belong there are no fish



(don't even start with me i am the joy and delight of your heart and you know it)