*Cue melodramatic string quartette.*

[tickleironysjudgment]

Hello Route! It's great to meet you all. My name is Cyrus, and from today on I'll be playing your new resident madman!

Introducing: Agnus! He's your average mad genius devil summoning sociopath with a penchant for melodramatic spiels and a stutter. Oh, yeah. Classy. He will be joining Team Rocket; has a Misdreavous named Anima, and a Koffing named Mercurius. ((Do you see what I did there? Yeaaaah. Classy.))

Expect high levels of creeper, some melodramatic misanthropic rants, and numerous shenanigans involving the weaponization of Pokemon power. Somebody is THRILLED to have little demonic things running around all over the place that could level entire cities if properly utilized. Oh, yes..

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Comments

[ripped]

UGH WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST STAY DEAD

[tickleironysjudgment]

BECAUSE, MY DEAR BOY. THE CURTAIN CALLS! AND I LIVE TO GET IN YOUR WAY. COCKBLOCKS AHOY!

[ripped]

FUCK NO, KYRIE'S BABIES POKEMON DO THAT ENOUGH sob what is his life and why does it suck so much

[tickleironysjudgment]

Where would I be if I couldn't make you somehow miserable, bbcaeks? I have to be doing SOMETHING to you and your precious princess or else I'll simply go...MAD. A-HAHAHAHAHAHAH-*Coughchokegagsputter.*

[darksoulwithlight]

It's okay Junior, I got this.

[tickleironysjudgment]

Hey, it's that lady with the tits that brought me the sword! And whom I barely even think I know! 8D;

[havemercy]

Oh my, our little cast continues to grow!! Welcome to Route, Cyrus. We've met on Plurk already, but if you have any questions, don't be afraid to ask~!

[strawberryredgrave]

Dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

You do realize that every conversation these two have will absolutely have to be all ham and cheese, right?

[combat_butler]

uh oh somebody get the flyswatter.........

I mean uh. hello there, Cyrus! I am Kev, the local Hayate Ayasaki and Azusa Miura! Welcome to the game and hope you have fun horrifying everyone here!!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Hi there! I'm Steve and I play Cobra Commander over here, and I just wanted to say that even though I'm unfamiliar with DMC4, I have a feeling Agnus is going to fit in just fine with all the crazies running around Team Rocket!

Looking forward to playing with you!

[foolishwren]

Howdy, Cyrus!

Welcome to Route!

I'm Kit and I play Heather Mason from Silent Hill!