uh. hi?

[quadrangle]

Salutations, Route 29!

My name is Lina, and I'm another newcomer here. I also bring you Karkat Vantas from that one webcomic nobody cares about anymore, AKA Homestuck. To those of you unfamiliar with it, congratulations! You've escaped! I didn't! Fuck my life! Uh, but more importantly, Karkat is a literal troll from a different universe who played a game with eleven of his buddies that wound up creating another universe, this one containing humans. And... okay, it's really convoluted, I'm not even sure why I'm trying to explain it apart from sheer masochism.

Karkat also happens to be incredibly foul-mouthed, loud, and prone to throwing tantrums about pretty much everything, so basically, I'm sorry in advance. You have no idea. So sorry. I am so sorry that I have taken the liberty of shamelessly copying my castmates and creating an opt out post right over here for both his UNIQUE BRAND OF OCULAR ASSAULT and him in general. Seriously, I am so sorry. I promise that he is actually the most dere marshmallow ever. He just really overcompensates.

Uh, in regards to more practical matters, Karkat has also found himself with the shiny new occupation of breeder and a Whismur as his starter because I am terrible. He's also, shall we say, irked about suddenly being human, among other things. He is certain to be expounding on this and other subjects in the near future, once I get over my all-encompassing terror and post his IC intro.

Sssssso, yes! You can find his application here and me at facetious, and hey, have some console whatsits:

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I look forward to playing with you all!

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[callbacks]

Hehhehhhehhehehehehhehehheheheh

Hi Lina

[quadrangle]

This is all your fault

[callbacks]

I know

Welcome to my game though I'M GLAD TO BE CASTMATES WITH YOU AGAIN

[quadrangle]

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE REPENTANT

I'm happy to be your castmate again, too. You jerk. AND THANK YOU. Except also not because WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, AS IF IT WASN'T ENOUGH THAT I READ HOMESTUCK BECAUSE OF YOU, NOW YOU DRAG ME IN TO THIS PLACE AND OKAY IT'S AWESOME HERE AND I'M REALLY EXCITED BUT WHY, ASHER.

[callbacks]

BECAUSE I LAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHVE YOUUUUUUUUU

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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

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<3

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HAAAAAAAAAAAATREEEEEEEED

[hashtagafreakingghost]

Welcome from a fellow terrified newbie!! I'm Ashley and playing...a character named Ashley, easy to remember at least- and I was just as nervous, but everything's real fun to get into! I look forward to seeing Karkat around, he's one of my favorite trolls from the Homestuck days of yore...

Do you mind if I add you on plurk? Always love talking to new people, especially Asher's friends.

[quadrangle]

Thank you. It's nice to meet you! I'm passingly familiar with Until Dawn, or at least I saw markiplier's playthrough of it, and I have to say that it's one of very few games that have made me actually want to get a PS4 because damn those bastards for making it an exclusive title. Uh, but yes, I look forward to seeing Ashley, too, and wow that's going to make conversations weird.

Feel free! Just, uh, be aware that I am neurotic as fuck and prone to stream of consciousness bullshit that you are in no way obligated to read or respond to. /o/

[hashtagafreakingghost]

It's why I got a PS4 to begin with actually ahaha... Whoops. It's always nice to hear I'm not alone in that phenomenon.

And no worries on that front! Your plurk's your plurk, for whatever you use it for. c:

[quadrangle]

It's just the shiniest game, and god do I feel terrible for Josh. I would hug him forever if permitted.

And I KNOW, I'M JUST. Again, neurotic. Yeah.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

RIGHT?? My son who has Made Mistakes, he is very important to me.

Gently pats your head. Neuroticism is a bitch.

[in4apounding]

[quadrangle]

oh no she's cute

[in4apounding]

Adorable AND capable of taking out a small army.

I'm sure she and Karkat will get along great eventually.

[quadrangle]

YEAH THAT MIGHT. TAKE A WHILE. MAYBE. They may surprise us, but yeah, ahahaha oh god. Damn I need to watch RWBY why have I not done this yet.

[eclectictype]

AYYYYYY we're finally here! Welcome to Route, Lina! I'm Mozart, I play this literal bitch-witch, Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho, Maka from Soul Eater, and Xion from Kingdom Hearts.

Jade's a breeder too, this is gonna be fun.

[quadrangle]

HELLO AGAIN, MOZART wow do I need to watch Yu Yu Hakusho and other things. I should also replay 358/2 days, except also fuck that because goddamn what is with that franchise and having every goddamn game ever, I do not have the fortitude for this. The only game I'm missing is Dream Drop Distance, and augh no I do not want to go there again, why.

uh anyway YES I am really excited to play with you Jade is adorable hi some more I'm going to add you on plurk just try and stop me

[eclectictype]

Kingdom Hearts...certainly is, yeah. Usually I'm calling it Kingdom Hurts because man does it like making children suffer. I'm lucky that Xion is immune from MOST of the events anyway by virtue of being super dead by the end of it all.

Well, lucky and also unlucky because of her having to say "yes I died, yes I'm a godless abomination puppet, hi how are you."

[rosetotheoccasion]

HI HELLO LINA IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU HERE

My name is Kiyuu and I play Ruby Rose here, as well as Queen Elsa from that one chilly Disney movie!! I totally can't wait to hit up Karkat, especially since Dave is one of Ruby's friends here. HOPE YOU DON'T MIND A SUPER EXCITABLE LITTLE GIRL GETTING IN YOUR FACE, MAN....

(also my plurk is Kiyuukins, I hope you don't mind me adding you!)

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HELLO, KIYUU. God I really do need to watch RWBY, it's just embarrassing at this point. Anyhow, yes, I would not at all mind a super excitable girl or literal. Frost. Queen? I will admit right now that I have mixed feelings about Frozen, but the characters are pretty awesome and no I cannot hold any sort of grudge against Idina Menzel, SO YEAH.

(also i. think i already accepted your friend request, so hopefully my feelings on that front are clear? wow am i terrible at keeping track of ooc comm comments as well as plurk request things, why is life hard)

[charcoalfeather]

aaaayyy late welcome to the game!

My name's Drizz and I play Rakka here from Haibane Renmei. I'm really excited to see Karkat in here along with the other homestucked and I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY. I also hope karkat is alright with a cinnamon roll like Rakka...

[quadrangle]

HELLO AND THANK YOU

It's nice to meet you! Sorry for not responding to this earlier, I was sort of. Preoccupied with raiding in World of Warcraft, but anyway. Thank you very much and also yes dear god is he okay with it even if he's not necessarily giving signs of it at first? What even is her canon, she seems adorable. I cannot handle this.

[charcoalfeather]

WELCOME

Naaah, it's totally cool. And Rakka's canon is basically a slice of life with fantasy elements, and she's basically been described as a ball of angel fluff. and she is as adorable as she seems. I hope Karkat can handle someone like tavros around here.

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HE IS CURRENTLY HANDLING IT POORLY, but he will adjust. God she's precious, I can't deal.

[crouching_sin]

Heyyyy I'm Matt. Sorry for being late, I was out of town. I play Naoya here (from Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor), Mitsuzane "Micchy" Kureshima (from Kamen Rider Gaim), and Tobias (from Animorphs). Naoya seems to have semi-adopted Dave so I'll have to hit Karkat up soon.

Tell him about Homestuck, Karkat. Just do it. He deserves the headache.

Anyway I hope it's okay if I add you on Plurk? I look forward to playing with you soon in any case! owo

... Or I would add you on plurk but I can't figure out your layout you can add me at atrypical though?

[quadrangle]

HELLO MATT I similarly apologize for being late to responding to this even though I think by now we've spoken on plurk maybe? Anyhow, yes, may I commend you on your excellent taste? I'm canonblind on most your folks, but holy shit did I devour all of Animorphs when I was younger. Been a long time, so my memory on it's a bit shit, but Tobias was one of my favorites.

Seeing as how Dave has yet to tell Karkat to not tell people about Homestuck, this may very well happen. I mean, Idk if he'll mention [S] Game Over stuff specifically, but most other stuff is def on the table.

I have obv added you, but yeah, sorry about the layout. I hadn't thought about how it would look to other people. I should probably. Fix that.

[callbacks]

Why would Dave tell Karkat not to tell people about Homestuck when Dave has never done anything but tell people about Homestuck

It's quite frankly what people deserve if they decide to tag these big dumb butts

[quadrangle]

I mostly assumed from the thing about not alarming the local populace. Hell if I know. ALSO HI

[callbacks]

Well

Okay yeah he said that

But mostly he said that because there's one person in his acquaintance for which he actually had the self-awareness to understand "no okay this is not the time to tell this poor girl that I got killed to death twice by my best friend's dog"

Anyone else is fair game

[quadrangle]

Holy fuck I love how you phrased that. Wait, who's this one person?

[callbacks]

Ashley! One of the girls Karkat is currently having a civil conversation with.

[quadrangle]

Oh right, the one from an actually mostly Earth-like place except wendigos. That would make sense.

Note to self: traumatize the fuck out of Ashley some more somehow.

[callbacks]

Oh my god Karkat he's going to have to send her so many soothing apology remixes

[quadrangle]

IT'LL BE FUN AND BUILD CHARACTER, I PROMISE

[hashtagafreakingghost]

a day later and they're having a civil conversation about troll romance