I feel like I should apologize in advance for this one.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Hi there everybody!

As most of you have probably noticed, Cobra's been up to something for the last couple months. And it's time to actually go into detail about what that is!

For starters, he's spent way too much time training a bunch of Magnezones so that they've all picked up Zap Cannon (which he attempted to show off last month). And with the help of that construction company in Cinnabar (because he kinda blew up their worksite, so it's not like they have anything else to do), miscellaneous NPC Grunts, and any player Rockets who want to tag into this and offer to help, he'll have constructed some sort of horribly drawn battle platform from which he plans to rain Zap Cannons down from the skies (there's no actually engine or anything, it's powered entirely by the Magnezones who are also um...shooting everything).

So then, on to the important stuff.

When is this happening?
The 27th of the January! There'll be a post somewhat before that threatening things in the general area of the target.

Where is this happening?
Cobra's plan is to attack Cherrygrove and then move towards Route 29 and New Bark Town.

How do we stop this?
I'm operating on the assumption that you guys want to stop Cobra Commander's flying platform of terror. If you do, just leave a comment with the character's name if you're interested in possibly shooting him down! I'm planning on rolling to see who gets to take out the Magnezones and shoot him down, so there's definitely going to be a few opportunities to do stuff! And I'll be figuring that out on January 20th, so you have about two weeks to sign up!

I think that's pretty much about it, so if you're interested in participating, please let me know! Oh, and also once again, this was approved by Alex and Sunny! So you can thank them for letting this one go forward!

Comments

[twinsanity]

Okay, my Rocket guys have absolutely no technical skill whatsoever so they will be of no help, but they will be watching and can I just say bless you, Cobra.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

They can still help if you want!

And I'm glad you like this one!

[lieutenantantichrist]

Shoot a giant terrorist cannon out of the sky? Oh, Blake is definitely in.

[silentscales]

Snake is kinda interested in offering to help, only to sabotage him. Snake is not very good at being a Rocket member.

[ladywithnovoice]

If it's not too late, I'll have Red jump in onto this!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Definitely not too late!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Signups are now closed!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

So he would've sabotaged something while it was being put together?

[silentscales]

If you're interested in something like that happening, yes!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That's totally fine with me! I just wanted to check if this would've occurred before hand or if Snake was planning to be in Cherrygrove and mess up Cobra's attack in person!

[silentscales]

Either scenario would be fine with me since I'm not 100% sure how he'd sabotage what he could.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

If you're cool with it, he could loosen some plates and screws after it gets moved to Route 46? That way when Cobra gets in the air, I don't know, maybe part of it falls off or something?

[silentscales]

I like this plan! He would do something like that all sneaky-like. Though it's fine if he gets caught or pointed out afterward

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Unfortunately, the random number generator didn't pick Blake to get the uh...killshot I guess would be the appropriate term here (because the "whited out and returned to the Pokemon Centershot is far too wordy), but he can take out some of the Magnezones!

So he's still definitely helping to save the day and keep people from getting zapped!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Congratulations! By decision of a random number generator, Red gets to be the one to bring down Cobra's flying fortress of doom!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That's up to you! If you'd like, when I put up the log, I can throw up a header for, I don't know, Cobra noticing him around where the machine's hidden or something.

[ladywithnovoice]

oh shi-


And yet all I can think of is her teleporting onto it with her Gardevoir and punching him in the face/helmet. If she could yell, oh boy would she.

This is exciting!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That works for me! I'll put a log up on the 27th, and there'll be a separate header for that if you want!

[lieutenantantichrist]

All right! Fuck you, magnets!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That's the spirit!

There'll be a log on the 27th with a header for Blake to mess up Cobra's beautiful plans!

[lieutenantantichrist]

Faaaantastic.

[silentscales]

Sounds good to me!