COBRAAAA ATTAAAAAAAAAACK

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Anyone remember the last time Cobra carried out a plan of his own? And how it was pretty much a joke? Well, he’s going to be carrying out another plan next week, but it’s a bit more serious.

At some point today, Cobra’s going to purchase some helium tanks from the Department Store and leave Goldenrod for Violet City. Unfortunately, he won’t be using them to make balloons for everyone. Instead, he’ll be emptying them and using Trubbish to refill them with that poison gas he mentioned. What’s he going to do with the gas? Well, either during the middle of or late next week, he’s going to make a broadcast demanding the usual things (money, being declared ruler of Johto, etc.), and then release the gas. Following this, he’ll flee Violet.

So, I was planning to do this on Thursday. Does that conflict with anyone else’s plans? I have no problem moving the day around. And does anyone want to get caught in the gas? Trubbish is pretty low leveled, so at the most it’ll probably make people feel really sick until they get away from it or it dissipates, but not cause any sort of major health problems.

Comments

[explosivecombat]

...oh my god

why is Cobra so beautiful

I have nothing to contribute but why is Cobra so beautiful

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Cobra and beautiful do not belong in the same sentence. Ever. D:

And now you know what he meant by a lesson Johto wouldn't forget.

[explosivecombat]

Yes, I do!

...and with the first half of this post you've also given me the mental image of Cobra making balloon animals, which is admittedly one of the more amusing mental images that this week has managed to produce.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Well, they're not quite balloon animals, but there's this

[explosivecombat]

...I got about as far as the hallucinogenic purple sparkles before losing completely. Oh my god.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Some of his plans are a bit special for lack of a better word.

[usedscratch]

Oh god the dialouge and the roller coaster and the jack in the boxes.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Hilarious, isn't it?

[usedscratch]

It's just how seriously they take themselves too.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Yeah. The characters and the show itself usually took things seriously, which made some of the more ridiculous episodes even funnier.

[wontdieifkilled]

...Thursday is the best day. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH.

I offer Shirou to get caught in the gas.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Awesome. He's always happy to have more victims.

And wow, I didn't even think about the date. Thanks for pointing that out.

[determinator]

...I can't wait for this. A+ COBRA, KEEP UP THE AWESOME WORK \o/

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Glad you're looking forward to it :]

And he'll try to keep up the good work. Might be hard to do while fleeing from every police officer in Johto after this goes down though. :(

[meatysoviet]

Cobra, this is why we love you.

Also, you brought back sweet memories of my childhood with the Funhouse clip. Good times man, good times.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It's one of my favorite episodes. It's just so ridiculous.

[meatysoviet]

With Kimblee going loco, Cobra getting his smog on and considering I'm pondering an idea that I might ask the mods about, TR's all up in hurr during March time~

I love it.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Awesome! Can't wait to see what you have planned if you go with it!

[derpsaboutfamily]

This is beautiful, makes me wish one of my characters were actually in Violet...

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

D:

Maybe we can work something out for the next time Cobra decides to cause problems?

[keychained]

Sora is no where near Violet but this is utterly beautiful and I will be watching EXTREMELY CLOSELY o_q

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You might want to get a gas mask if you're going to be that close.

[dreamsofahero]

.....HAHAHAHAHAHA man Ryner and I were talking JUST LAST NIGHT about what kind of trouble would ensue if the trio ever ran afoul of Team Rocket, and they're currently hanging out in Violet...... XD

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Well. If they're going to chase him or help evacuate the Academy, they'd definitely get on his bad side. Further on his bad side, anyway.

[dreamsofahero]

Well, it's entirely possible they may end up being OUT OF THE CITY that day. Having a dango picnic. Because yeah otherwise they'd definitely interfere, and then Cobra wouldn't be as fun to mock anymore! XD

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Which route would the picnic be on?

[dreamsofahero]

idk I'd have to ask the others. XD Probably wherever would result in them having NO IDEA what happened until they get back to Violet and go "..............................what the hell happened here" |Db

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Well that'll be a fun thing to return to. XD

[dreamsofahero]

Exactly. ^_^

[fairyblue]

OH BOY!!!

Well, I'm lucky that Vanitas is in Goldenrod (HE WILL FIND YOU WITH HIS LITTLE SNOW CONE CRITTER), and Link is in Violet (HE WILL FIND YOU WITH HIS ... WHALE) so 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDD I will await this lovely post.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

SNOW CONE VS. TRASH BAG
BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

[ordalias]

Ohhhhh, yes, I AM SO UP FOR THIS! *A*

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Hope you enjoy it! :]

[doitrockapella]

Okay okay but I have a very serious question.

Will a fearful cry come crashing through the sky when this occurs.





(WHO CAN TURN THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE?)

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Sadly no. :(

Maybe if he had enough people willing to do the song...or could somehow get Route to play it.

[returntospring]

I'm a bad person, so I'll have Sakura get caught in the gas.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Yay another victim.

Poor Sakura.

[manlymanly]

ahahaha I AM THE LATEST but I will totally have Aoto get caught up in that gas like a moron since he'll be back in violet by the time this happens.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Nah, you're not late at all. There's still plenty of time to add to the list of victims. :]

[used_realtears]

Nobita has been passed out in Violet for the last month. This will clearly be the best welcome-back present.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Clearly. Best welcome back present in the history of Johto.

[kingofgamecorner]

-Yuugi is right in the area right now.

And man do I feel lucky about it!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Hope Yuugi likes terrorist shenanigans.

[kingofgamecorner]

Nope!

But I'm just fine with that.