+1 Ironic Douchehat

[heartsplintered]

Hello Route! I'm Bananna and I bring to you the joy that is Dirk Strider. He's sort of a douchehat, but he's also sort of a loser, and he's probably going to be spending an unhealthy amount of time with his brother since he's supposed to be dead and stuff. He's not necessarily unfriendly, it'll just... take some convincing to make him actually take the time to tolerate you. He'll warm up. Maybe. Eventually.

That said, I'm one of those lame folks who is pretty much only familiar with gen one Pokemon! So do forgive my slow learning curve, I'll get the hang of these new-fangled whippersnappers.

I'm pretty easy to contact via AIM at banannabreadtoast@gmail.com, also! Feel free to bug me if you want CR with Dirk or just want to chat. :>

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[ghostytrainer]

Hi Anna. Hi. Hi.

Hello.

[heartsplintered]

oh my fucking god katar

[shadows_edge]

I don't get to use that icon very often, okay? Gotta put it to good use where I can.

Anyway, yes hello, you know who I am and that I play that one dork who is your castmate and I guess he's also kind of the main character? Maybe? Possibly? But I also play this guy here from Star Ocean: The Last Hope aka: Space RPG Nobody's Ever Heard Of and I might throw him at Dirk too just because something about poofy pants-wearing, sword-wielding, line-facing smart guys just seems like a good CR decision to me. :|b

[heartsplintered]

oooh. i know of star ocean but i've not played it but POOFY PANTS BROS YES PLEASE.

also i'm just. gently going to re-add you to my plurk if that is ok. *A*;;

[shadows_edge]

HEARING ABOUT IT IS ENOUGH. Actually, maybe I should say "nobody's ever played" instead. That seems to be the more accurate statement. BUT YES HE DIGS HIS POOFY PANTS. THEY'RE GREAT. A+ FASHION CHOICES WITH FAIZE. I don't have enough happy/excited on icons on this account but I'm in the middle of roster updates so I can't be fucked to switch

Yes, that is more than okay. uvu

[heartsplintered]

Dirk is sort of ambivalent toward his poofy pants. Like they're just sort of there. And poofy. And a shade of pink. That part he's a little disgruntled about.

*A*;;

[plushaeusrumpified]

Annaaaaaaa Diiiiiiirk

I look forward to all the things and shenans!

[heartsplintered]

shenannas. like banannas. yep.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Haha yes, perfect

[moveslikestrider]

Annnnnnnaaaa, so glad you could makeee ittt.

[heartsplintered]

yessssssssss i need strider icons like stat holy shit let me go make seventy

[moveslikestrider]

omg omg omg i need to go do that too

eeeeeeeeeeeeee i'm sorry i'm just so excited ldsfsd

[heartsplintered]

wOW YOU'RE FUCKING KAWAII???

[moveslikestrider]

wow wow no i'm just happy here to have a Dirk in game. Dave missed the hell out of his teenbro ok.

He will wing his way to him with all gusto

[heartsplintered]

omfg teenbro. i'm happy to be here tho tbqh i'm like

dgnbjkfn

nervous?????? but really excited gnfdjkg. i should probably go intro him but how do.

[moveslikestrider]

Totally understanding the nervous. When I apped I was breathing into a bag as i did my first post.

icon because i can

[doitrockapella]

COMBO-BREAKING THE HOMESTUCKS AWWWWW YEAH

Welcome to Route! I'm Alex, and I play people's childhoods this lady here, along with Parker from Leverage and Kirigiri from Dangan Ronpa — at least one of whom I will almost certainly be tossing Dirk's way!

(also don't worry about the learning curve, I knew next to nothing about Pokemon when I first got here and everybody was super nice about getting me up to speed, so never hesitate to ask if there's something you're not sure about!)

[heartsplintered]

hello childhood!! and omg kirigiri screech. i am not familiar with parker but i'm sure dirk will find someone to be somewhat less of a buttface toward.

yes good aaaa.

[doitrockapella]

...Actually Parker might actually get along with Dirk best of all of them because a close member of her canon CR apparently builds her robot toys, so.

(Also she might demand to know where she can get a set of his Kamina glasses but I digress)

REST ASSURED SOMEONE WILL BE HEADING YOUR WAY.

[heartsplintered]

Robots *A*

Oh man if he's given the supplies Dirk would so make Kamina shades for her. Shades appreciation, man.

[eclectictype]

HMMMM...

Hi :B

I'm Mozart

I have the feeling that we have met before but this could be tomfoolery. I play this chick, Maka Albarn from Soul Eater and Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho.

ROBOT-BUILDING BUDDIES??? the grimbark thing hasn't happened to her she is not a bad guy honest 8(

[heartsplintered]

We've met somewhere I just can't remember where???

But yes robot bros omfg. Also Maka and Botan andfjnjkbfgn.

Please don't punch me in the face again.

[eclectictype]

idk have you ever been in sorting hat? Because that's the only place I can think of, I used to mod there.

And she won't punch him in the face, GOSH >8T

[heartsplintered]

Yes!! I was the Jake there until the game died. :>;; Started off as a first year and later moved up to a fifth year.

GOSH!

[eclectictype]

YEEEAAAHHH GOOD TIMES!! 8( I miss it though

He should beware of John CRYING LIKE A BABY because of bad movies though

[timelymaid]

Hi! I'm Lucy, and I have one! That would be Aradia Megido from Homestuck. YOU PROBABLY KNOW HER. Of note, she actually spent a pretty long period (idk, several months?) travelling with Jake and Dirk in a group (and Kanaya, and Sollux for a bit) back when they were around, so she's familiar with Dirk in that sense and will be fairly cheerful about seeing him again, and automatically friendly. Though that is not out of the ordinary for her tbh.

[heartsplintered]

THIS IS REALLY LATE I TOTALLY DID NOT GET A NOTIFICATION FOR IT????? but omg yes Dirk will be sort of alarmed but not unpleasantly by friend ram horns girl.