+1...whatever this thing is

[istheindustry]

Hi there, this Dal again - I play Solf J Kimblee (Fullmetal Alchemist) and Kiyotaka Ishimaru (...murderschool); I'm re-introing someone I'd had here before for almost a year before I had to drop entirely.

This is Reaver, from the Fable series - basically, he's a ridiculously long-lived gunslinger that likes to do horrible things to people for profit and funsies. He's the head of industry back in his native Albion; here, he's in Team Rocket with his previous Sableye reset to level 30 (not like it actually...does much...) and a Vullaby courtesy of the organization. He's also unbelievably full of himself and he...gets around, so to speak - he hits on members of both genders and finds pretty much everyone attractive, and he has next to no brain-to-mouth filter in that regard. He's not one to stalk, but he has next to no boundaries in terms of personal interaction when he is talking to people.

THAT SAID, there is a permissions post here if you want your character to opt-out of being interacted with and/or hit on. Go ahead and fill it out if you like, I won't be offended! If you just want me to tone it down a little, you can tell me there too.

Otherwise, I look forward to interacting with all of you (...more) and I'm glad to have him back in the game! ...EVEN IF HE IS MY THIRD WHITE-SUITED PALE-SKINNED BRUNET WITH NO SENSE OF TACT WHATSOEVER BECAUSE MY TYPECASTING IS WEIRDLY SPECIFIC

Comments

[doitrockapella]

CAPTAIN

[istheindustry]

Oh, he will be so happy to see you, my dear. Hopefully you've been keeping busy in his absence; he'll want to hear all about it~

[doitrockapella]

...Well I suppose by some definitions "busy" would be a word for it, yes.

Also I presume you will be wanting your whale back.

[istheindustry]

...woman if you do not give him his whale he will go King of Thieves on you and take the whale

and this will just end in a ridiculous thief battle over a goddamn whale and how much do we really-

...okay look I'm just going to shut up before this starts sounding like a good idea

[doitrockapella]

...I'm sorry no someone said ridiculous thief battle and as we all know when Carmen is depressed she likes to combat that depression with REALLY DUMB THIEF SHENANIGANS

so no

you must come take the whale, sir

...

if you can

[istheindustry]

OH THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY END STUPIDLY

[doitrockapella]

> Reaver
> Carmen
> STUPID

...

Nah that seems legit.

[superordinary]

He sounds like a completely normal and well-adjusted kind man-- okay no who am I kidding.

I already said this but I look forward to seeing him around!

[istheindustry]

Look at all this fucking sanity. All this fucking sanity.

I look forward to having him around as well!

[superordinary]

What is this sanity you speak of.

[istheindustry]

Not something he's familiar with, unfortunately!

[lieutenantantichrist]

Good to see the ol' psycho mime around again! This is a good time to say, you can totally go no holds barred on Blake, he deserves it.

[istheindustry]

Oh, you know he will.

...also he is decidedly more...uh, persistent than Kimblee is regarding his things and you have his incredibly stupid octopus, Blake; he will pester you until you no longer have his incredibly stupid octopus if he ever finds this out. :|

[lieutenantantichrist]

Anything that ends with Blake throwing an octopus at somebody is aces in my book.

[istheindustry]

And as much as he might object, no one deserves to have an octopus thrown at them quite like Reaver does, so...

[lieutenantantichrist]

Aww. They deserve each other <3

[soundmind]

Pretty much everyone.






Yeah no that's going to change.

[istheindustry]

...to be fair, pretty much everyone of age...

[soundmind]

Tru

Although "of age" depends on area and timeline and




you know what let's not go there, ANYWAY hi

[istheindustry]

...hey look when you're over 300 years old you start wanting women, not girls, just sayin'

BUT YES HI THERE

[soundmind]

Completely understandable good sir everybody wants a woman sometimes

what were we taking about this is silly

[crystalballer]

I am so happy to see Reaver again you have no idea.

If only Larry was still around to bro it up with him. Obviously Hagakure will be the replacement then.

[istheindustry]

...Oh my god.

that moment when you realize that a lot of the things Hagakure goes on about definitely being NOT OCCULT are...actually Things That Are Not Occult as far as Reaver goes

[crystalballer]

... Will he actually understand Hagakure, then? omfg