A wild Xemnas appears! Command?

[firstnothing]

Greetings, peons!

Wait, no. Hello! I'm new to Route, and I'll be playing Xemnas here. I'm not so good at clever and witty introductiony things so I am ... going to spare myself the effort of trying. Laziness pays off now! As my router is currently in a form of smoldering ruin, I may not be reliably present until tomorrow evening or so, and finishing my setup might take a bit accordingly.

... ...So. Uh. Hover-add firstnothing or drop a line or .. or what have you.

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Looking forward to making people's lives a living hell ICly meeting everyone! 8D

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[memoryborn]

Screech! Her former boss!

Welcome to Route! It's really exciting to have a Xemnas here, and hope you have fun while you're at it!

[firstnothing]

Former minion! ... It occurs to me that Xion may get a free pass, he might not even remember her! Do you have a preference??

Thank you and I am VERY MUCH looking forward to having fun here. 8D

[memoryborn]

I'm down with whatever! Vague inkling or total memory wipe (though would he have knowledge of the whole Replica Program itself?), Xion does wear her coat most of the time convenient climate control, thanks boss.

Great! Am definitely looking forward to bouncing Derplica off of former boss.

[firstnothing]

I think he'd have a good grip on the Replica Program, since Xion was a product of it, not the originator of it. Vague familiarity might work, since he never saw her as 'Xion' visually at all, if I recall correctly. A little girl in his Organization that he doesn't clearly remember will keep him a little offbalance. It is a nice jacket isn't it. Can't say the Organization doesn't have good style.

[memoryborn]

Heh. Very true. I'm pretty sure it was implied or outright said he saw her as "Sora" than her "default" black-haired Kairi look. Because we can't ever be too simple with Organization XIII.

Right, she's also from post-3D, and being a part of his heartspawn, she's kinda aware of what was going on in Sora's heart. No more darkness for everyone, plz. But, she might play nice if Xemnas does (albeit with lots of wary).

[firstnothing]

Yeah. And Sora is definitely not a pint sized girl with black hair. It'll be ... a little confusing until he works through the cognitive dissonance.

Xemnas may well be playing very nice. For a while. After all he has no control here, no way home and most importantly, none of his power. It's kind of hard to rule with an iron jackboot when your pets can push you over!! (Plus the whole heart thing, that's gonna take adjusting to.) If Xion's careful, and wants to keep things pleasant, she might be able to very easily stay in his good graces without even trying. Bewilderment and 'who the heck are you? D:' will work in her favor!

[memoryborn]

He kinda made his bed with that when he went ahead with the Program. And she's still growing, okay.

And they get off to a good start! Which will be weird in hindsight to Xion. She knows he won't have any power to laud over, but still. He's usually so imposing! She'll definitely try to keep an eye on him.

[firstnothing]

It seemed like a good idea at the time!!

Xemnas is good at imposing. I almost gave him a skitty starter to offset it. Almost.

[memoryborn]

And Xion quietly seethes at that fact because, yes, if he had not gone with it, she would not have met Roxas and Axel. Huff.

That. Would have been a sight. Maybe it's in some criminal mastermind book that big bads have to have some feline associated with them.

[firstnothing]

There were a lot of tiny cute pokemon to consider but a skitty's sheer bouncy squeeky cheerfulness almost made it a contender.

Shouldn't she be happy about it then? :D She got to meet good friends, and had months of friendship with them to remember and cherish. 8D

..not that he really cares. About anything.

[memoryborn]

What did he start with, then? :O

... See, this is why she abandoned you guys.

[firstnothing]

A blitzle. It matched his zebra jacket. He named it Regret. (Don't let Xemnas name things.)

He couldn't help it! ... ...Course now that he can help it he probably still won't care.. :|a Emotions are hard.

[memoryborn]

That poor blitzle...

Polite smile. Polite smile. Polite smile... Or deep, intense frowning all the way out. This is going to be hard for Xion, too. /sob

[firstnothing]

It will be well cared for! Maybe not loved or really cherished, because what are feels, but Xemnas isn't really into neglect, it's inefficient. It could be worse!

Pooor Xion. At least he won't be sure who she is and thus won't be calling her puppet or replica or stuff unless she actually admits it. Though she isn't anymore. .. I forsee a lot of headaches for everyone in the future.

[memoryborn]

No, he's in for whether or not he could find it overall useful...

Yeah, being human is a lot weirder than being a Nobody. Replica. Or just. Things.

[firstnothing]

Appearances are important too. I have yet to decide what having a heart and a being who thinks he's the best thing ever will do to him long term. :|a I'll find out when long-term arrives I suppose!

It's true. At least you know what you are and what's expected of you when you're a Nobody or a replica. ._. Humans just have too many options.

[firstnothing]

Incidentally I never got to play Days. So I'm reading the manga. :( Xion is painfully adorable, as of chapter 15.

[memoryborn]

Huehuehuehue. Just wait till you finish all of it...

[firstnothing]

I know more or less how it ends. Happy times and then here, let's rip your heart out!!!

[memoryborn]

Fits the Kingdom Hearts theme, tbqh.

[firstnothing]

I can't deny it.

[handydecisions]

...oh my god Xemnas. I think I love you. XD

Hi, I'm Ri! I have three characters here: this guy, Lee Everett, the protagonist from Telltale's The Walking Dead game; Shaun Mars, an 11-year-old trauma child from Heavy Rain; and Jin the wind master, an excitable demon from Yu Yu Hakusho. I hope you enjoy your stay in Route!!

[firstnothing]

Hello! 8D

I am familiar with Lee at the least. Isn't he glad there's no zombies???

[handydecisions]

He is!

He is less thrilled that we used to have a Clementine and this is no longer the case. 8[

[firstnothing]

:( Maybe he will one day have a Clementine again. Still, it's better than zombies.

[handydecisions]

A lot of things are better than zombies. XD He's a breeder, so he doesn't even have to participate that much in the blood sport part of the pokemon world.

[timelymaid]

Hi! I'm Lucy, and I have three! The first is Mitsukuni Haninozuka ("Honey-senpai") from Ouran, the second is Rin Nohara from Naruto, and the third is Aradia Megido from Homestuck. Aradia does have an important note: like everyone in her canon she types in a very specific way when using the text function, which you can view and opt out of here!

[firstnothing]

No need to opt out! Her writing style isn't as hard to read as many of the trolls' writing can be! :D

Also hello! I look forward to seeing you around.

[timelymaid]

Haha, yeah, I lucked out with one of the easier quirks honestly. :)

[firstnothing]

They're probably as hard to type as they are to read. :c

[ragnarok_strike]

Welcome to the game! My name is Kururu, and I only play Final Fantasy. I play Laguna Loire here from 8, along with Vanille from 13.

...And yet, I have not done that much with the Kingdom Hearts series, so guess who's semi-canonblind! |D (i tried once. kingdom hearts confuses me, and i get time compression a bit haha!)

Anyhow, I am looking forward to playing with you anyhow!

[firstnothing]

HELLO! I am slightly more familiar with your canon - at least for Laguna, than you are with mine but only slightly. :|a Laguna's the guy with the leg cramp right?

(I can paraphrase the entire series in two sentences but it's spoilers.) I am also looking forward to playing with you! :D

[ragnarok_strike]

Yup, leg cramp champ! He is dorky and man if he gets negative CR with Xemnas, that will be his first negative CR ever... :D

Also he was gonna be in Birth By Sleep (i think that is the name of the game....???) until he was replaced by Zack because Laguna appeared in Dissidia instead. So that is why come I want him to get all the KH CR. Because somehow Square didn't make Leon more confusing by putting his dad in the past.

[firstnothing]

I'm not sure Laguna is the sort of person Xemnas would actively dislike, he doesn't come off as dangerous enough to be worth disliking (sorry laguna!!). Tolerate unhappily perhaps. Laguna's enthusiasm is scary. It's like a grown-up Sora, with a machine gun.

...I think it's almost better he was in Dissidia. As much as I like seeing people in Kingdom Hearts almost always they're pretty de-aged and... the whole Leon thing would, yeah. Become REALLY WEIRD. But I'll be happy to throw Xemnas at him anyway. 8D

[ragnarok_strike]

Well, no more machine gun here... just an army of Pokemon, including an Octillery Cannon! And he is totaly not dangerous. I mean, unless you go after his final adopted daughter here, now he's lost two of them though drops. He might be one of the few who just tries to... help Xemnas... because :D

Yeah haha, because of KH2 (what I've read), I do tend to joke that Seifer and Leon still had their fight to get their scars.
Yes, at those ages.
Leon what are u doing. stahp. (don't even get me started on trying to figure out how the au yuna and tidus would end up--)
Plus, because he was in Dissidia, it has made interesting CR here. so hahaha.

[firstnothing]

That's going to be a very difficult task for him to set himself to! Xemnas isn't exactly easy to get along with. Or help, unless one wants to help in WORLD DOMINATION...!!!

..The fighting just keeps getting younger and younger. ._. Poor Leon and Seifer. Hey, who's Laguna's adopted kid here? :O

[ragnarok_strike]

Hey, well, this world is confusing, everybody needs help settling in. (laguna settled into living here very quickly.)

He adopted a girl called Ushio - from Clannad, I think? He also adopted Clementine before Lee got here, haha, and he is kind of really sad she vanished. Him and little girls! :D

[firstnothing]

Laguna, scooping up all the orphaned childrens. :( It's hard when they leave!

It'll be very confusing! You don't go from being a superpowered villain in a slick coat to some schmo on the street in a slick coat with a lot of ease. But at least there's something to do. (pokemon battle!!) ...Laguna may get abused for advice if it can be snuck in. Because pokemon what are they for help

[falseshore]

Welcome to Route! I'm Daimon and I play Repliku...who has never met Xemnas but will still hate him on sight if he sees him in the Organization uniform.

Anyway, echoing everyone else with the 'have fun in Route' and omg Xemnas.

[firstnothing]

Iiiit probably won't help that Xemnas is the boss of all those guys who made Repliku's life living hell, huh. I look forward to the coming mayhem.

[healium]

Welcome! I'm not on the right journal for this hahahhahaha but I'm Okami and I play this girl, Cheria from Tales of Graces, and Vanitas |D he will be very much interested in Xemnas because he looks like Master, somewhat behaves like Master, but isn't quite Master.... but wow that's Terra's body alright.

[firstnothing]

Ohi! Explaining what Xemnas is, is going to be some sort of horrible broken Nobody birds-and-bees talk, isn't it. 'When a heart and a body are suddenly separated..'

[shadowdive]

as he goes oh hell no not another 'talk', stop right there tyvm no

[firstnothing]

Hey, Vanitas traveled with Xehanort, he should be used to the random impromptu speeches!

[eagletalons]

OH AHHHHHHHHHHHH

hi there. I'm Trap, and this is Hope from another of those squeenix games on the FF side of things.

Also Hope is a little familiar with BBS because he was totally bros with Ven back when he was still around so he might get pinged for some things should Xemnas say anything BBS specific?? But I digress.

WELCOME TO THE GAME

[firstnothing]

I'm not entirely sure Hope will ping on anything specific, though he might remember the name Xehanort being mentioned. It's possible this will come up. Xehanort was bad candy at the time, and Xemnas is connected to said bad candy. (and how) Although Xemnas definitely recalls BBS stuff it doesn't ..seem to come up often ICly. +_+ But if it DOES come up I'll have no problem tossing off a PM to see if Hope might have heard something similar before!!

....Also hi!

[lieutenantantichrist]

Hey, good to have you! It's always awesome to see bad guys around.

I'm Caddy and I play this guy from Heavy Rain who is a giant asshole, so if he's irritating you, just let me know and I'll cut it out.

[firstnothing]

Hello! :D

I doubt I'll have to. Just cuz people don't ICly get along, doesn't mean they have to OOCly act different.