Greetings and Salutations!

[scaryface]

Hello everybody!

I'm Bix and some of you may know me from other places because good golly this is a big game and I've been around for a while.

I'm bringing the ever loveable right bag of jerkwad Pitch Black from Rise of the Guardians. He's going to be pretty sure this is a horrible dream caused by the dreamsand whammy he got whacked with before coming here. (because as horrible as I am to my characters I can't do that ending.)

He's... pretty much a jerk who thinks everyone around him is stupid and he has a massive hate-on for all of his canonmates.

I can be reached on AIM at gotyermako, Skype @ steelcorbix or on plurk @ corbix.

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[hipstermark]

Hello there! I'm Kururu - and along with this newbie (Vanille from Final Fantasy 13), I also play Laguna Loire from Final Fantasy 8. Laguna kind of has a Munna who only communicates though Dream Mist/pictures... but anyhow, I'm excited to play with you!!!

[scaryface]

aaaaaahhhhhhhh Laguna! I am actually pretty familiar with Final Fantasy (and may or may not be apping an uncommon character from one of the games at some point in the future.).

Pitch has a Misdreavus who is pretty much going to be his Jimminy Cricket.

[hipstermark]

Ooh! Uncommons are fun! I mean, I've got an Edward muse! Edward! I tend to pick up lots of muses, so now I am excited no matter who it is. :3

haha oh, poor pitch. I'll be adding you to my plurk when I'm not on my portable, okay?

[scaryface]

I have an Ultimecia okay, and pretty much half the cast of FF7. Lots of muses is my game as well XD

it's all good!

[hipstermark]

hahaha oh god it must be bad with an ultimecia up there hahaha

i have pretty much the whole cast of six and a lot of four though, so yeah. and don't get me started on ivalice.

also i just wanna warn you now - vanille might try and make pitch smile.
i am so sorry in advance.

[scaryface]

Don't make me app her.

\o/

She's more than welcome to try, he needs a free ride friend to help him figure this nonsense out.

Never be sorry, because I generally feel the need to do it more.

[hipstermark]

I want castmates of any sort, and since Laguna has some of his Dissidia memories up in there...

(not many)

(he still thinks he dies at the end of 012)

(i am a horrible enabler)

I just warn you now, if she does decide to travel with him, she is kind of going to be chasing an Aipom who steals her Pokegear. and there will be dragging.

and it is the same with me.

[scaryface]

(I am far far too easily enabled. The sheer existence of an all Turk cast has me enabled to bring Veld okay.)

(adding Ulti depending on how I can balance things won't be hard)

Dragging is fine, he is going to be far too confused to disagree until it's way too late. Six and a half foot tall gangly fellow who doesn't understand that he has to eat food and sleep now.

Have fun fighting off the angry people who hate him from his canon too btw.

You also saw nothing.

[hipstermark]

(s-so many turks. it amuses me that our ffvii cast is turk city, johto.)

(hee, if you can handle it!)

Yup, changing from a guardian of all fear and nightmares must be hard! :D

Oh, Vanille will probably be cross when she finds out that her new friend Pitch causes nightmares. Unless it's unwilling. Even if she's gonna be lying to him a lot.

i see all.

[scaryface]

He can't help causing nightmares any more than she can hel having pink hair, it's a part of him.

pffff, he is going to be lying as well.

I somehow doubt you're Magenta.

[hipstermark]

Which is why I can imagine her actually feeling sorry for him, because she's not able to stop her being a l'Cie thing and causing sorrow... well except for here she is going to want to stay in johto okay

while lying and saying she's normal

...Yeah, I'm not. I might be Arceus, though.

[scaryface]

Pity is awesome, he will take pity and use it to his advantage. XD

Pitch may end up wanting to stay as well, he's... going to be aiming for a harem of ghost/generally creepy pokemon.

[hipstermark]

...and if vanille ever finds out about that, i feel sorry for pitch because of lightning being here and all...

haha Vanille's going for cute Pokemon who end up being super strong. I mean, she's got an ice cream as her starter, and is going to get a Magikarp!

[scaryface]

He's not scared of Lightning okay, he is generally unimpressed by anyone attempting to intimidate him. XD

OMG, so cute.

[hipstermark]

hahaha this is going to be a wonderful trainwreck calling it now

Yup! And a Swinub, and a Hoppip, and a Snover, and--
Okay all the cute. Some even caught during Fourth Wall! :D

[scaryface]

Things generally are XD

The cute, it will slay him.

[hipstermark]

hee, and vanille's goal is finished whoops that was her focus
to out-cute the world
fuck

[justanexpression]

o/ Welcome!

I'm Plague. I've got Pitch's veeeeeeeeeery favorite person here as well as Trance Gemini from Andromeda, who I'm sure will be happy to bug Pitch for one reason or another. Looking forward to threading with you! :)

[scaryface]

Get out Jack, nobody likes you.

Well Jack is the... least hated of the Guardians anyway for whatever that's worth. (Pitch hasn't been laughed at and punched in the face yet.)

He's also going to look a good deal... less gray and have eyebrows because human.

I am super looking forward to threading with you homg.

[easy_as_cake]

Whoa, magic journal change WUT.

Everybody likes Jack. Lies. :|

That's TOTALLY something. What something, I don't know, but a something. XD (Jack is from post-movie, so he'll helpfully fill Pitch in on those details if necessary. :D At least the punching part, cause Tooth is scary.)

Also, Jack totes laughed at human!Bunny, so Pitch will likely get the same treatment. Ehheh? :D;;;;

[scaryface]

MAGIC IS AWESOME!

Uhm, not people who hate the cold.

Pitch will be just as mad as he is anyway about the whole thing. At least he hasn't been dragged back to the pit while everyone pretty much laughed, that would be mean.

Pitch doesn't look too terribly different, aside from the color and eyebrows. Still a gangly spider handed guy who's way too tall for comfort.

[justanexpression]

Aaaaaaaaaaand we're back!

Pfffffffft, those are lame people. Lame like Pitch. He totes ignores lame people.

Yeah, I won't lie. I felt a bit bad for Pitch for that ending. I mean, he would have kept being all evil either way, but that really was kinda sucky of the Guardians. But then, I'm fond of charismatic villains, so maybe I was rooting for him, just a bit. XD

[itsjustdust]

I'm just gonna squee a bit and second the Ultimecia enabling say that he was my favorite character from that movie so I'm happy you picked him up and hope we get to play together~!

[neededlassie]

oh no

Hi I'm Ri, and I play this here adorable trauma child from a video game called Heavy Rain, Shaun Mars. Long story short, between losing his brother in a car accident and getting kidnapped by a serial killer, his life sucked so bad before coming here that Johto is actually an improvement (I can give you more details if you're canonblind). The boogeyman's dream come true.

Also Jack has already adopted him as a little brother SO THERE'S THAT.

I also play Lee Everett from The Walking Dead, who is guardian to a trauma child of his own, but if you mess with Clementine you're a dead man.

[herwish]

wow, I'm so late to do this, but screaaaaam, yay Pitch!♥

Hello, welcome to Route and I hope you'll have fun here. I'm Nea, I play this girl from Puella Magi Madoka Magica - but her real R29 journal is healing_wish, this is for commenting only. I also play Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist (usedwrench), Mitsuki from Full Moon wo Sagashite (lovechronicle), Hoshina Utau from Shugo Chara! meikyuubutterfly), who dislikes driving kids into despair but does it anyway aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Korra from Avatar: The Legend Of Korra (blazekick), who is from Pitch's favorite part of her canon aka from the episode where she's having some of her worst nightmares. 8D Looking forward to playing with Mister Boogieman!

[scaryface]

\o/

Sadly, I'm pretty sure that Pitch actually is going to hate it here unless he gets a group of folks he doesn't think are morons to adopt him.... which is most everyone, sadly. It also doesn't help that there are Guardians here too.

I'm looking foreward to being horrible to all of your characters, though he might not be quite as bad to Korra because she's not a box of rocks.