doitrockapella: (EXPLAIN ❖ istanbul not constantinople)
Carmen Sandiego ([personal profile] doitrockapella) wrote in [community profile] route_006 2013-05-06 03:35 pm (UTC)

...MAYBE

You know ordinarily I would have compunctions about the idea of flirts with you but I am also rebounding like hell and I can only imagine my BFF the departed pirate captain would be 100% supportive of me making egregiously bad life choices like this assuming they ultimately resulted in me getting some.

OH, THE POOR INFLUENCES ON MY LIFE.




in fairness she almost had them made into earrings which arguably would've been like a thousand times worse once she figured out she had the concentrated mass of like millions of hideously murdered innocent people dangling like bling from her face

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