AN EXAMPLE OF THE ARMSTRONG INTRO-ING TECHNIQUE

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ROUTE 29....!!!!



IT IS MY PLEASURE TO BE BRINGING IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND MASCULINE MAN THIS SIDE OF AMESTRIS

I HOPE YOU WILL GIVE HIM AMPLE OPPURTUNITY TO DISPLAY HIS PERFECT PECTORALS FOR YOU AND YOUR CHARACTERS!! NOTHING GIVES HIM MORE JOY!!

FACE IT, YOUR DAY IS THAT LITTLE BIT MORE BEAUTIFUL NOW THAT THAT GIF IS SPAMMING UP YOUR FLIST!!


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also yes hello, this is Typhie, bringing in my second Route character (I also play Emmy at snapandscoot)!, the noble Major Alex Armstrong from the Fullmetal Alchemist series! I'm looking forward to having him fling his shirt off for you all! :> My personal DW journal is typhie and my plurk is here!

Comments

[sculpted]

TOO BAD DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HAPPY HE IS TO SEE YOU

YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO ESCAPE WITH ANY RIBS INTACT

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[derpsaboutfamily]

HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR ANYONE? THAT'S LIKE SAYING "I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE NOT DEAD!!!! NOW DIE"

all good! :>

[sculpted]

BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL DIE WITH THE SIGHT OF HIS BEAUTIFUL MUSCLES IN YOUR MIND!!

[derpsaboutfamily]

BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO DIE...

[sculpted]

JUST KEEP RUNNING

HALF THE JOY IS IN THE CHASE!!

[derpsaboutfamily]

I... what....?

WHAT IS THIS?

[sculpted]

WHAT IS IT?

BEAUTIFUL, LT COLONEL

[derpsaboutfamily]

IT'S NOT BEAUTIFUL IF YOU'RE DEAD.

[sculpted]

HE'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU!

JUST CRUSH YOU A LITTLE!

WITH JOY! CRUSH YOU WITH JOY!

[derpsaboutfamily]

....... HOW ABOUT WE JUST KILL HIM? IT MIGHT BE LESS PAINFUL AND SLIGHTLY MORE ENJOYABLE.

[sculpted]

OH LT COLONEL YOU CRACK HIM UP

NOW COME HERE AND LET HIM HUG YOU

[derpsaboutfamily]

NO! HUG SOMEONE ELSE! DON'T INVOLVE HIM IN YOUR CIRCUS ACTS