Rikuday is Nigh!

[ex_aeroga402]

So, serious things are going down soon for the PGC, but there is yet another pressing matter.

All those who are friends with Riku are invited to attend Riku's 18th Birthday. It's very hush-hush, the invitations even say so. And they're beautiful, hand-decorated marvels of far too glittery proportions because Sora and Ventus are boys of such refined taste.

This momentous event is to take place on the afternoon of January 17th, and all who are able to attend may enlist the assistance of Ven or Sora with regard to transportation. Where is this surprise party taking place? Why, Saffron City.

Meeting place? A specially-reserved room at a certain business we won't name here because that spoils the surprise!

Questions, comments, derps? Bring them forth!

Comments

[beforethedarkness]

The grumpiest princess there ever was

[darkaura]

Never fear, Disney is here!

[itsjustdust]

With a swish and a flick and a song in your heart?

[darkaura]

...

I'll leave the singing to Ventus, he's voiced by a pop star.

[itsjustdust]

I did not know that! I'll have to get him to sing~

Falling into the category of vocabulary Ven will never use...

[ex_aeroga402]

My repertoire consists entirely of Disney songs, but okay!

I have much of that for Obito as well...

[itsjustdust]

Disney has a LOT of songs though!

This is what happens when Thar Be Derps

[ex_aeroga402]

Queen Minnie only had time to teach me a few, but they're really good ones!

Well obviously! They try though!

[itsjustdust]

OH HEY! Write Riku a birthday song!

They must because they can

[ex_aeroga402]

...Write one?

EXACTLY. All the things.

[itsjustdust]

Yeah, like, you know him well right? So you put together a song that says how awesome HE is and have it be clear it's his song!

Always. It's how they roll.

[ex_aeroga402]

Um...

Usually, don't you only serenade your true love? Seems kind of weird to sing to another guy like that, even though Riku's family.

[itsjustdust]

Wait. It's not supposed to be a LOVE song! Unless you want it to be but uh, that seems kinda personal y'know?

[ex_aeroga402]

Where I come from, that's really the only kind of song you just come up with for somebody.

[Disney, Disney, Disney...]

I definitely don't see Riku like that. He's awesome and everything, but we're guys.

[itsjustdust]

You can make up songs for anything! You don't have to use it to y'know... flirt.

[ex_aeroga402]

...My Master taught me better than to be untoward like that, even with the girl I like.

[Not that she'd actually mind, but he was raised by Daddyqus and we do all things ever so proper]

I'd rather just tell Riku how awesome he is. He's one of my best friends.

[itsjustdust]

[HI HE'S GOT THE WRONG IDEA NOW]

OH I am SO SORRY! I didn't mean it like that! I didn't know that you er, that, well, that that's how you guys DID that where you're from.

[ex_aeroga402]

Um...what?

[SHOULD DADDYQUS BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE?]

[itsjustdust]

[Hi, have hand gestures with interlocking fingers and... things.]

You know. I didn't. I never thought. It's not like that where I'm from I SWEAR!

[ex_aeroga402]

I...really don't think I know what you're getting at.

[itsjustdust]

I didn't know it was a er- foreplay thing where you're from.

[ex_aeroga402]

I- [wait what is that word even, he's quite visibly baffled. doesn't sound good though] What?

[itsjustdust]

You know, the part when a guy and a girl are naked and doing the pre-sex stuff that gets them all hot and bothered. Before they bump uglies to make a baby. Or for fun, depending but yeah. That. I didn't realize it was you know, the THING where you're from.

[ex_aeroga402]

[So first he's pale and then he's red and sputtering because this guy did not just say something like that so casually]

Wh- I wouldn't do that! I'm treating Nero like a proper lady!

[itsjustdust]

I didn't say you weren't! Just. You asked what foreplay was! And it sounds like singing is a part of that where you're from so... sorry? I didn't mean to imply you liked dudes for that sorta thing, really.