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route_0062012-12-20 09:37 pm
doitrockapella) wrote in route_0062012-12-20 09:37 pm
Christmas Gift Lists and Rocket Holiday Appreciation!
Because all the cool kids are doing it, and it's easier to just consolidate like this. o/
GIFTS FROM YAGYUU:
• Mio Amakura: A set of six sakura-themed hairpins because girls like that shit, right?
• Sakura Kinomoto: A sakura-themed headband because names are significant, yo.
• Aradia Megido: A set of six red floral hairpins because again, girls are into that hair dec shit.
• Saber (blue): A pair of blue hair sticks because now she can wear her hair up and be decorative all at once.
GIFTS FROM ALBERT:
• Dale Cooper: A swag-ass tie and a one year prepaid membership in the Grand Saffron Pie Company's Pie-Of-The-Month club, entitling him delivery of one free pie per month of whatever the designated GSPC flavor of the month is. (January's flavor is lemon meringue.)
• Gordon Cole: A swag-ass tie and a tie clip for the best boss known to man.
• Harry Truman: A pair of cufflinks for DAT SUITED SWAG, plus halfsies on an acoustic guitar because he and Coop love you, you damn yokel.
• Spencer Reid: A lab coat because SCIENCE!! and also one of these because seriously, bro, sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out, okay.
• Ziva David: A hat and scarf set, plus some fur-lined gloves to go with them for full winter protection.
• Hiccup Haddock: SCIENCE!! Because every kid needs a bike pump and the makings of a completely Johto-legal bottle rocket, right?
• Carmen Sandiego:Nothing but contempt forever.
GIFTS FROM CARMEN:
• Heather Mason: For use in her Action Teen endeavors, a grappling hook and a survival bracelet made of approximately 500 feet of parachute cord.
• Harry Mason: A dad sweater because BEST DAD.
• Ironhide: A handwritten book of Aesop's Fables, 100% Pokemon-free because they all came straight out of Carmen's memory.
• Solf J. Kimblee (Philosopher Edition): A gift certificate to Olivine Garden, deposited at the Mahogany Pokemon Center with instructions for his pickup forthcoming.
• France: A collection of Olivine's finest wines.
• Albert Rosenfield:A punch in the face.
• Jake English: A board game suitable for four players at once, since she hears he has some friends he might like to enjoy it with.
• Aradia Megido: A juggling kit, because apparently that's a skill of hers.
• Astrid Hofferson: A practical modern outfit so she can adventure in modern comfort or her traditional Viking gear, at her pleasure.
• Gordon Cole: A megaphone because sometimes Carmen makes poor life choices.
• Spencer Reid: A set of watercolors including paper, brushes, and paints because geniuses can broaden their horizons, too.
• Mio Amakura: A modern dress such that she may attend classy American gatherings in American style, if she so desires.
• Page: A pair of journals, one filled with inspirational quotations related to being a leader and overcoming adversity, the other blank and waiting to be filled.
• Alex Louis Armstrong: A pair of tickets to the Saffron concert hall.
• Harry Truman: A Pokemon egg to add to his superfly team of cuties!
• Hiccup Haddock: Everything a Pokemon Flying Ace needs, including a bomber jacket with dragon patches (aka DRESS WARM, VIKING SON, JESUS), a pair of aviator goggles with Dragonair head-wing embellishments on the sides, and a red scarf because all the good WWI flying aces had them.
• Dale Cooper: A puzzle box for his precious things, a young evergreen to plant out back, and a swag-ass fedora because handsome men in fedoras are never a bad thing.
Also, for all you TEAM ROCKETEERS out there!
Though Carmen doesn't actually know who any of you are save for Kimblee and Cobra, rest assured you will not be going without gifts this Christmas! Sometime between the End Of The World and Christmas Eve, a Christmas tree addressed to Team Rocket will appear on the outskirts of Goldenrod City, surrounded by Impossible Ledges arranged to face inwards (yes, she stole them; no, don't ask how), and containing a big stack of gifts for each and every one of you beneath!
Should the team figure out how to actually get at their gifts despite the "once you go in you can't climb back out" conundrum the ledges present, they will find this assortment of glorious tokens of Carmen's esteem waiting for them:
ANY ONE OF THESE FABULOUS LITTLE MORSELS OF FESTIVE CHRISTMAS CHEER!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS. B)
GIFTS FROM YAGYUU:
• Sakura Kinomoto: A sakura-themed headband because names are significant, yo.
• Aradia Megido: A set of six red floral hairpins because again, girls are into that hair dec shit.
• Saber (blue): A pair of blue hair sticks because now she can wear her hair up and be decorative all at once.
GIFTS FROM ALBERT:
• Gordon Cole: A swag-ass tie and a tie clip for the best boss known to man.
• Harry Truman: A pair of cufflinks for DAT SUITED SWAG, plus halfsies on an acoustic guitar because he and Coop love you, you damn yokel.
• Spencer Reid: A lab coat because SCIENCE!! and also one of these because seriously, bro, sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out, okay.
• Ziva David: A hat and scarf set, plus some fur-lined gloves to go with them for full winter protection.
• Hiccup Haddock: SCIENCE!! Because every kid needs a bike pump and the makings of a completely Johto-legal bottle rocket, right?
• Carmen Sandiego:
GIFTS FROM CARMEN:
• Harry Mason: A dad sweater because BEST DAD.
• Ironhide: A handwritten book of Aesop's Fables, 100% Pokemon-free because they all came straight out of Carmen's memory.
• Solf J. Kimblee (Philosopher Edition): A gift certificate to Olivine Garden, deposited at the Mahogany Pokemon Center with instructions for his pickup forthcoming.
• France: A collection of Olivine's finest wines.
• Albert Rosenfield:
• Jake English: A board game suitable for four players at once, since she hears he has some friends he might like to enjoy it with.
• Aradia Megido: A juggling kit, because apparently that's a skill of hers.
• Astrid Hofferson: A practical modern outfit so she can adventure in modern comfort or her traditional Viking gear, at her pleasure.
• Gordon Cole: A megaphone because sometimes Carmen makes poor life choices.
• Spencer Reid: A set of watercolors including paper, brushes, and paints because geniuses can broaden their horizons, too.
• Mio Amakura: A modern dress such that she may attend classy American gatherings in American style, if she so desires.
• Page: A pair of journals, one filled with inspirational quotations related to being a leader and overcoming adversity, the other blank and waiting to be filled.
• Alex Louis Armstrong: A pair of tickets to the Saffron concert hall.
• Harry Truman: A Pokemon egg to add to his superfly team of cuties!
• Hiccup Haddock: Everything a Pokemon Flying Ace needs, including a bomber jacket with dragon patches (aka DRESS WARM, VIKING SON, JESUS), a pair of aviator goggles with Dragonair head-wing embellishments on the sides, and a red scarf because all the good WWI flying aces had them.
• Dale Cooper: A puzzle box for his precious things, a young evergreen to plant out back, and a swag-ass fedora because handsome men in fedoras are never a bad thing.
Though Carmen doesn't actually know who any of you are save for Kimblee and Cobra, rest assured you will not be going without gifts this Christmas! Sometime between the End Of The World and Christmas Eve, a Christmas tree addressed to Team Rocket will appear on the outskirts of Goldenrod City, surrounded by Impossible Ledges arranged to face inwards (yes, she stole them; no, don't ask how), and containing a big stack of gifts for each and every one of you beneath!
Should the team figure out how to actually get at their gifts despite the "once you go in you can't climb back out" conundrum the ledges present, they will find this assortment of glorious tokens of Carmen's esteem waiting for them:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS. B)