Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!

[kingbowser]

GWA HA HA!

Are you chumps ready for this? The mighty Koopa King has arrived, and he's ready to take Johto by storm!

That's right. I, Mega, player of Riku (islandshore) am bringing in this bad boy from the Mario series as a Rocket. He comes equipped with boisterous evil laugh, brute strength, and an over the top attitude that rivals even Cobra Commander! He's coming straight from the RPGs, specifically early Paper Mario, although I treat SMRPG as canon to him. Sadly, he does not have his Star Rod. He's also been turned into a human, but don't think he's a squishy little bishounen!

This guy's tall, buff, with a big pair of arms and totally retains his big, sharp teeth. Sadly, he's lost the rest of his awesome looks. Expect a lot of complaining.

So, please hover add this bad boy ooor...


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Lastly, I am A-OKAY with 4th walling. The Mario series does it quite a bit, particularly the RPGs, so he won't find it that strange or disturbing.

Comments

[tentacletrainer]

Someone Rose might actually be able to fourth wall!

HI MEGA. I ALREADY KNOW YOU, BUT I'M ACTUALLY VERY EXCITED FOR BOWSER SO HI ANYWAY.

[kingbowser]

Why yes, yes he is. I feel like a good chunk of characters here will be able to, honestly. 'cause I mean... Bowser.

AND I AM EXCITED TO PLAY HIM, YEPPERS.

[tentacletrainer]

Bowser is awesome why wouldn't you be excited I mean really now.

[for_realsies]

Free fourthwalling you say?

*Cue giggling*

[used_puppets]

OH MY GOD YES

YES

YEEEEES

(this also makes me want to app for Waluigi even harder now)

[whateveryoueatliveitspart]

You are a wonderful person and I love you for this.

[kingbowser]

YES. We don't even charge tax!

[kingbowser]

Yeeees, do et. I'd love any and all Mario characters, honestly.

[used_puppets]

He would be a Rocket too, but as soon as he arrived he would be like "Screw this. No one tells me what to do! Even if you guys are villains I will not accept your ruuuuuules."

[kingbowser]

...but that's perfect. All the cool villains know better than to follow silly Rocket rules.

[kingbowser]

Why thank you. B]

I'm already having a blast playing him. He's just so delightfully dense.

[used_puppets]

INDEED!!

Specially when they are as egocentric as Waluigi, ops!

[iownahoofbeast]

Yes. Best Rocket. This wins the internet, everyone else can go home.

[ortion]

I already tagged Bowser's intro but adding more of my excitement here. ♥ I love how beautifully horrible Team Rocket is getting.

[red_roses]

I DEMAND KIDNAPPINGS.

[kingbowser]

I have a plot idea that involves him kidnapping Whitney. :|b Just gotta get the okay from the mods.

[kingbowser]

Bowser will up TR's awesome quota, no doubt. B]

[kingbowser]

Seriously. And there's even an Eggman reserve! :'D

[red_roses]

♥ I would so approve of kidnapping Ib. So much approve. I don't know how it would come about, but I am literally giggling at the idea.