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Dr Kato ([personal profile] artfuldestruction) wrote in [community profile] route_0062012-08-13 06:04 pm

-1 lighthouse, oops

Hello Johto,

2 months ago, Dr Kato here made a post to his fellow Rockets detailing an invention he had created, with a warning. Well, in just over a week or so that two month mark will hit, and he intends to go through with his demonstration!

By blowing up Olivine Lighthouse.

The plot is mod approved and he will be assisted by the charming (and completely unaware) Luke ([personal profile] bellyshirt), who will be planting the bomb in the name of Team Rocket, Oh God What Have I Done?, and Kato...being a dick.

The bomb will take out the top half of the Lighthouse, so basically all the stuff important to its operation; don't worry, Jasmine and Amphy won't be in there! The blast won't be killing any NPCs, however when it comes to player characters....well! This is where all of you come in, should you choose to participate!

Those characters based in Olivine City can react to the explosion/get injured in the blast should you so choose, and those watching on the network (the whole thing willl be broadcasted, because...Kato is a dick) can react to the fact that Team Rocket just went there. I'll leave it up to your discretion! Expect some of the surrounding buildings to cop a bit of damage, but at least the poor Gym will escape unscathed?

Those characters wanting to go after Kato will be out of luck, I'm afraid; he'll be watching everything from a vantage point on the beach, and will quickly disappear once the blast has concluded. But don't worry; he'll get knocked down a few pegs in a couple of weeks, the smug bastard.

The actual explosion will be a log, just like what is normally used for plots. It will go up on the 23rd, the two month anniversary of Kato's warning post!

Anyway, that's pretty much it; feel free to ask any questions you have, and Ara (Luke-mun) or I will answer for you!
bellyshirt: (♫ God my hips are huge!)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-13 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
WHO WANTS TO PUNCH LUKE??? (IN THE MOUTH WOULD BE NICE)

Seriously though, he's got a post up here for anyone who'd like to come along, and once the lighthouse blows he'll be indirectly I.D.'d by the cops and chased down for two weeks. I'd be happy for him to get his just desserts!

This offer is not limited to one person; he can take a surprising amount of damage. Also psychological damage/loss of friends/negative CR is more than welcome!
allbend: (nuh-uh-uh)

[personal profile] allbend 2012-08-13 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
LINEFACING SO HARD ON YOU, LUKE
bellyshirt: (♪ I wanna lose three pounds.)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-13 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Is Korra still up for punching him in the nose
allbend: ('bout to blow up)

[personal profile] allbend 2012-08-13 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. After declaring NO MORE BEING FRANDS.
bellyshirt: (♪ This has been sufficiently awkward.)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-13 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
He will have no more frans :(

IT WASN'T HIS FAULT OK HE WAS BETRAYED
allbend: (this is what i see)

[personal profile] allbend 2012-08-13 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. Unless he wises up, undergoes a helpful little thing called ~*character development*~, apologizes, then maybe...

Pretty long road for you, Luke. /strokes chin

HOW IS IT BETRAYAL WHEN YOU PUT THE BOMB THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
bellyshirt: (♪ That's only OK when I say it!)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-13 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, he won't apologize for...months....

It's gonna take a lot of backsliding first.

IT WASN'T MY FAULT IT WAS HIM I DIDN'T KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT etc etc etc
allbend: (something tells me)

[personal profile] allbend 2012-08-13 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
fff, yup. Korra's just gonna... focus on helping Bolin settle around than deal with this MANCHILD........

... she might feel bad because uh what if he really didn't know? SERIOUSLY THOUGH, GET SOME SENSE FOR BETTER JUDGMENT, LUKE

oh wait
bellyshirt: (♪ Bad news: they're still fat.)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-13 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That is probably a wise decision.

WELL SEE THAT IS PART OF HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT sob this is going to be long and arduous to play...
allbend: (your lovin')

[personal profile] allbend 2012-08-14 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT PRETTY GLORIOUS, amirite?
bellyshirt: (♪ You have really good eyebrows.)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-14 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
you are most definitely right :D
bellyshirt: (♪ Who does she think she is?)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-13 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Because doing good deeds is for losers.
fairycircle: (you don't understand!)

[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-08-13 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't need to be good deeds, you jerk! I thought you were at least not an awful person in the form of destroying this world!
bellyshirt: (♪ The limit does not exist!)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-13 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But it wasn't my fault!

/weh
fairycircle: (frustrated to tears)

[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-08-13 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU BROUGHT THE BOMB IN THE FIRST PLACE!
bellyshirt: (♪ Oh no she did not!)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-13 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know it was a bomb!!!

Worst part is, this is pretty much exactly how this conversation will go

Only with more Luke panicking
fairycircle: (tears)

[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-08-13 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
inorite, i get to use her angry tear faces even, i NEVER GET TO USE THEM hurururrrr
bellyshirt: (♪ She thinks she's gonna have a party)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-13 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME Cheria should guilt-trip him into character development

It's gonna...take a while though...
fairycircle: (frustrated to tears)

[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-08-13 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS LUKE?

she won't give up, he's a good person inside.. somewhere....
bellyshirt: (♪ Who does she think she is?)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-14 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
under all the dirt and the whiny entitlement....and the hair....
bellyshirt: (♩ You could try Sears.)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-14 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
i sincerely hope this surprises no one

SO MAKOTO, ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW HARD WILL YOU SOCK LUKE AFTER THIS
femininity: (pic#1268817)

[personal profile] femininity 2012-08-15 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
hmmmm... maybe like a 5?

it would be bad if she actually killed him after all...
bellyshirt: (♪ Made out with a hot dog?)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-14 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
because REASONS

also HE HONESTLY THINKS HE'S DOING GOOD (no, really)
babel_hacker: (Hat Tilt | Sheesh)

[personal profile] babel_hacker 2012-08-15 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
there are not enough facepalms for this, luke

not enough!!
lukepls: (Guy02)

[personal profile] lukepls 2012-08-14 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
no actually here have the appropriate account and icon for this:

LUKE

WHY
bellyshirt: (♪ Are we still in a fight?)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-14 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
because you're not here to set me on the path of goodness, Guy

HOW WILL I EVER GET A HAIRCUT WITHOUT YOUR DEEP, CUTTING REJECTION

/this face
lukepls: (Guy07)

[personal profile] lukepls 2012-08-14 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...jeesus christ does he need to supervise his every action???
bellyshirt: (♩ They think I pushed someone)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-14 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
how is this a question

the answer is of course yes
lukepls: (Guy06)

[personal profile] lukepls 2012-08-14 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
/SIGH... one of these days he'll drag you away from the Rockets...
bellyshirt: (♫ Just don't have sex. Promise?)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-14 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I think Luke will do a decent job dragging himself away from the Rockets after this one...we'll see...
saxsongs: ➥ Official art (Contemplative)

[personal profile] saxsongs 2012-08-15 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke, let's escape this rocket business together gloriously once Ren starts saying "I told you so" about it being a bad idea, which he never mentioned
milquetoasthero: (Default)

[personal profile] milquetoasthero 2012-08-17 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
WRONG ACCOUTN but i am surfing down my flist rn since i'm trying to get to sleep --

ryoji will be very confused, because luke's a good guy and he doesn't seem like the kind of guy to go blowing up lighthouses where innocent people could get hurt

he'll also probably be kind of disappointed in him but

he knows ur feel bro

he too is destined to bring destruction

aka ryoji is one of his only friends to stick with him --
bellyshirt: (Default)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-18 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
this just in: ryoji is actually guy
nasa_dreams: (Sweet!//Very Happy!)

[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-08-13 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
YESSSSS I CAN TOTALLY HAVE DANNY CAUGHT IN ANOTHER EXPLOSIONNNNNNNNNN
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (EXSSSSELENT)

[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-08-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a beautiful amazing thing.

Poor Luke though D:
bellyshirt: (Default)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-14 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
He had it coming. :Db

Edit: besides, blowing things up BUILDS CHARACTER, right Cobra?
Edited 2012-08-14 22:51 (UTC)
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER BRILLIANT IDEA)

[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-08-14 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right! Explosions build character! Especially when you don't know you're the one responsible for it.
bellyshirt: (♪ Bad news: they're still fat.)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-08-14 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...Cobra needs to tell him this. Like, for real. After it happens.

IT WILL GO WELL.
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (HAHAHAHAHA)

[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-08-15 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
He will if he gets the chance! He'll also belittle any feelings of guilt or remorse Luke may express as an added bonus.