Who's this douchebag?

[iownahoofbeast]

Hi Route, I'm Phas. You might know me as the player of Harry Dresden (used_fireblast) and Harley Quinn (used_trick) taking another shot at a third character, Equius Zahak of Homestuck.

For those not familiar with the comic, Equius is one of the trolls; their resident roboticist, collector of nude musclebeast portraits, STRONG man, and sweaty closet-submissive. Creepy, but ultimately pretty harmless. As with most characters from Homestuck, D--> Equius' te%t posts will be made using his quirk

If this is difficult for you to read, or just annoying, I've got a text-permissions post up here. As a side-note, any text-posts made in my own journal WILL include a non-courier translation under a cut.

Equius will be a trainer once he finishes freaking out about his new mutant candy-red blood, starting off with a Ponyta he may or may not name 'Aradia'. His intro will be up later this week.


Edit: I'm taking Equius from almost immediately after the end of the trolls' session, when everything goes completely to hell and they have to retreat to the asteroid lab. So humans and everything will be BRAND NEW to him.

Comments

[tentacletrainer]

Hi Phas! I do know you as said player, but don't believe I ever introduced myself. :( So hi I'm Ki and I play Rose yup.

And it is so good to have Equius back. We've seriously missed him!

[iownahoofbeast]

Hi Ki! I don't think I've gotten the chance to tag with Rose under any of my other characters, so this should be fun.

[viiru2alert]

THAT PONYTA

YOU RENAME THAT PONYTA RIGHT NOW

[iownahoofbeast]

NEVER

IT IS A NOBLE TRIBUTE

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

[8etterl8]

Oh Equius, so far back. Hiiii, I play with Harley a lot. I'm Rachel and I'm so excited for all these homestucks. Equius yeeey.

[iownahoofbeast]

Time shenanigans are best used for confusing characters as much as possible.

[extinguishescandles]

Helloooooooooooooooo! Like Ki, I don't think I've ever actually introduced myself either even though you play Harley Quinn and I love her ANYWAY HI. I AM KATAR. I play John and he's wanted to meet Equius for a long time now since he's the only troll he hasn't met yet (somehow they completely missed each other the first time he was here...) and one of our Nepetas told him all about his awesome robots.

[iownahoofbeast]

Speaking of which, I totally don't need to post in Harley's journal, nope.

...This meeting will either be terrible or wonderful. I foresee no middle ground.

[extinguishescandles]

Perhaps some kind of terriful hybrid. :3c

[used_trick]

A wonderful/terrible hybrid? WHAT NEW SPORE OF MADNESS IS THIS?!

[extinguishescandles]

THE BEST KIND? POTENTIALLY? IDK.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Oh, Equius. Naming your horse after your lowblood object of desire isn't creepy at all.

[iownahoofbeast]

What are you talking about.
Equius isn't creepy at all.

Not.
In.
The.
Slightest.

[heartdive]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Equius 8D

[iownahoofbeast]

ohai thar

...yeah, I can't think of anything clever to say here. *hangs head in failure*

[roemance]

the network is going to be filled with so much freaking out this week }D

[iownahoofbeast]

The best intros all involve freaking out. It's a proven fact.