the wave of eye-searing homestucks begins again

[trainergodhead]

Hey Route!

This is a new player bringing in Dave Strider from Homestuck. He's 13, rude, crude, and once had a penchant for stacking up dead versions of himself because that's what time-traveling heroes do. There's really not much to say about this kid other than that he's kind of a hipster douchebag to everyone he meets. Good luck dealing.

As for other basic stuff, I've set up a text permission post in his journal, located here! Since he uses a unique typing style, you can comment there and ask me not to use it, for your ease of viewing. If you wanna get in contact with me, feel free to PM my journal, add me on plurk at winteriscoming, or hit me up on AIM at viridian stars.

Thank and I look forward to playing with you!

Comments

[extinguishescandles]

oh hello there mysterious stranger.

[trainergodhead]

yes i am mysterious and of the night. fear me! i am a VAMPIRE, I'M A VAMPIRE.

[extinguishescandles]

the most mysterious! and vampirish! I GUESS?

[trainergodhead]

yes. because i am of the night! obviously.

are you taking notes on how to be mysterious yet?

[extinguishescandles]

bitch plz, you are talking to the mysterious MASTER.

[trainergodhead]

uhuh.

this is totally believable.

i'm believing the shit out of this.

[extinguishescandles]

is this better then?

[trainergodhead]

wow what.

no.

you aren't even wearing those ironically.

get out.

[extinguishescandles]

never.

[trainergodhead]

why am i even friends with you?

[extinguishescandles]

because

of my dashing good looks

i have a massive schlong

you love me

...

reasons

[trainergodhead]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[extinguishescandles]

perhaps e: all of the above?

[hetairoooyjenkins]

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE TEXT

YOU MAKE ALEXANDER THE GREAT'S HEAD HURT

[trainergodhead]

hahahahahaha

nope

nope

nooooooooope

[trainergodhead]

our ways must seem strange and primitive to you, alexander

probably because he's 13

MAYBE HE'LL HAVE BETTER LUCK WITH THE WAY HE SPEAKS?

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Dude let Rider get used to text messaging before we discuss irony and smuppets that's just bound for failure.

[extinguishescandles]

dude. dude don't lie to me.

you can't resist.

the gunshow.

and the steelbuns.

i know that deep down you actually meant to say yuuuuuuuupppp.

[trainergodhead]

But it's just that much more textually funny if he doesn't understand it. GREATEST CONQUEROR OF ALL TIME: GETS TROLLED BY A KID.

[trainergodhead]

i just can't resist you, my studly honeymuffin, my white chocolate teddy bear, my big snookums.

you can see my eyes, john. only you. ONLY YOU.

[hetairoooyjenkins]

Is it still funny, Dave Strider, if Rider can pick you up with his thumb and finger

IS IT FUNNY

[extinguishescandles]

/SWOON

[trainergodhead]

yes

EVEN IF HE HAS TO SUFFER FOR HIS IRONY AND COMEDY, HE WILL DO IT.

bring it.

[trainergodhead]

<3_<3

[extinguishescandles]

I would say this makes it at least 200% funnier. Though this is just a rough estimate off the top of my head, I would definitely have to check with Colonel Sassacre first.