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[enjoymyatelier]

Hey there, this is Ran! I play King Bradley (notrueking), who, uh... isn't working out that well, unfortunately. Dude's kind of hard to maintain in a game and I don't really have the means to canon review to my satisfaction right now, so while I might be bringing him back when I return to the US, for now, do this thing:

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Sorry to anyone I had CR with! Maybe we'll pick it up again some other time. Of course, I'm not leaving Route, which should be obvious from the fact that I'm posting this with a different journal! I'll be trading out my badass douchebag for, uh, this smuglord here. This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi from that one show about mages having Pokemon battles with legendary heroes: Fate/Zero! He is a magical asshole lecturer at Mage School with terrible ideas about bloodlines who is really hung up on a redhead who likes some flashy athletic guy and uh no I didn't app Severus Snape

I mean he's clearly a Malfoy right

Anyway yeah, Kayneth is a spoiled rich prodigy douche who's never had anything go poorly for him, or at least until the Fourth Holy Grail War where his hotel blew up and things just went downhill from there. I'm taking him from before things go really downhill, but I'm sure he'll run into plenty of bad luck in Route anyway. He's going to be a breeder (because bloodlines) and his one bit of good luck is that he'll be starting out with a Ditto, because hey his superpower is controlling an amorphous blob of mercury in canon! But, uh, the amorphous blob of mercury is a little more useful in battle than a Ditto, to be honest...

So, anyway, do that hover thing or head to the admin console and:

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Comments

[wormed]

10 points from Gryffindor, Mr Velvet

[enjoymyatelier]

Man when this thing's over and Kayneth's won Waver Velvet is getting so much detention

in hell

[wormed]

TO THE DUNGEONS WITH HIM, LBR

and don't you even, Kariya is winning the fuck out of this thing

he will be the triwizard champion!!!

[enjoymyatelier]

YES, LOCK HIM IN THOSE DUNGEONS WITH LIKE NINE TROLLS

Honestly with their luck they'd both just grab the Triwizard Cup and get killed by Lord Voldemort...

[wormed]

tbh they probably wouldn't even last the first round and would just straight up become meguca


...

we should at least pretend we're taking these deep and meaningful characters seriously, shouldn't we

[enjoymyatelier]

hey I at least have an excuse

even the character designer didn't take Kayneth seriously

[wormed]

.....

those are some arousing faces there, kayneth....

[enjoymyatelier]

so unbelievably sexy, i have no idea why sola doesn't want a piece of this

[pretentions]

...we are going to get topped by every tent in Johto, Kayneth

every

tent

in Johto

[wormed]

the women in our lives just have horrible taste

take a hint from him and work to fix that shit, man

and by fix that i mean bloody murder

chicks dig guys who murder their objects of affection! it's sexy as hell!!

[enjoymyatelier]

Oh come on, Tokiomi, what kind of threat are those loser piece of shit tents

...like... the one that fell in on us last night...

[enjoymyatelier]

yeah I'm not gonna lie

murder sounds like a good idea here

[pretentions]

...I maintain that at least two of those poles really should be completely unnecessary...

[wormed]

yes, you should definitely help him kill tokiomi

because that's what you meant, right

killing tokiomi

...

did he mention he's gunna kill tokiomi and bathe in his blood

gunna use his heart like a fucking loofah, man

[enjoymyatelier]

Where do they even go?! These instructions are impenetrably vague and obscure!

[enjoymyatelier]

...uh

kayneth was thinking of his servant

sorry bro but he needs tokiomi to help him figure out tents

[pretentions]

So help me we are going to solve this tonight.

[wormed]

the hell do you need a tent when there are perfectly good dumpsters around the place

or the sewer if you're feeling particularly classy

....

don't suppose you could let him worm his way in there with you

BA-DUM TISH..........

[enjoymyatelier]

Yes. We will take this thing down.

[enjoymyatelier]

No.

[wontdieifkilled]

Shame apping him from a bit later is unfeasible. I'd have loved to see Shirou's family name set him off. We'll just have to go the "THOSE MEDDLING EINZBERNS" route!

[enjoymyatelier]

Hahaha yes. He totally would've gotten away with it...! And well who knows, I can always canon update him, right?

[pretentions]

...as long as it doesn't take itself down in the process.

Again.

[enjoymyatelier]

It can't possibly go wrong again...!

[pretentions]

It's gone wrong enough times already.

It's been three days.

[enjoymyatelier]

Look, I'm sure that we just need one more time to figure out the correct configuration.

...perhaps those stakes are involved.

[wontdieifkilled]

Indeed! And maybe by then he'll appreciate the ability to walk.

[enjoymyatelier]

...yep

that will definitely be nice

[wontdieifkilled]

...And then it's also a good thing that Shirou's got a HUGE head start as a trainer. Otherwise he might actually be in danger.

[enjoymyatelier]

Yeah. Then again, Kayneth might actually learn something and pffffft hahaha I can't even say that with a straight face

[wontdieifkilled]

...Ngh, that makes me think how much fun a fight between Shirou and Kayneth could be. Kayneth scoffs at Shirou's limited magic potential...then Unlimited Blade Works comes out.

[enjoymyatelier]

Oh god. That would be hilarious. I'm just imagining the look on Kayneth's face...

...it's probably this ngl

[wontdieifkilled]

Yeah, most likely. And then, cue dozens of swords flying in from every conceivable direction.

[enjoymyatelier]

god

daaaaamn.

And it would be beautiful.

[justicareplica]

I'm trying to think if I have a character that will care for Kayneth since Shakespeare is not here to pretend to do it.



Sorry, but hey, at least I have Iri........

[enjoymyatelier]

:negative:

WELL, KAYNETH IS THE MOST IN NEED OF EINZBERN CONSULTATION SERVICES, EVEN THOUGH HE'D NEVER ADMIT IT...

[justicareplica]

Nobody can resist this Einzbern charm, baby.

No one.

[enjoymyatelier]

everybody fucking loves iri

except maybe kotomine but that's... kotomine...

[ninegatesofheaven]

Kotomine is busy being all KIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGUKIRITSUGU

[enjoymyatelier]

YEP, PRETTY MUCH

ALSO SUFFERING

[ninegatesofheaven]

BUT EVERYONE IS FATE/ZERO IS SUFFERING.

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED FATE/SUFFERING!

[enjoymyatelier]

WELL YES, BUT KOTOMINE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO FAPS TO IT

[ninegatesofheaven]

Mmm true. Wiser words have never been spoken....

[determinator]

KAYNETH. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DISCUSS WHY YOU LOOK LIKE A PALLETSWAPPED VERSION OF ARCHER. lol like he'll even notice

I'm so excited to play with your Kayneth again omg! \o/

[enjoymyatelier]

PALLETSWAPS: THE RP

This will be excellent, I cannot wait

[determinator]

IT'S GOING TO BE FLAWLESS. c:

[pretentions]

...you know, that would certainly help to explain why there were so many.

[enjoymyatelier]

FLAWLESS BEYOND BELIEF

[enjoymyatelier]

They could have been for vampires, you know.