So I'mma do this in verse
For the sake of old times
And because of your penchant
For threads bustin' the rhymes

You are downright fantastic
You'll surely be missed
And if I have but even
One cause to be pissed

On account of this drop post
It is just to lament
That the good times we shared
And the days that we spent

Tagging all up like losers
Were too few! Far too few!
And you know we were lucky
To have someone like you

Here with us in this game.
I will miss you like burning,
And the time that you're gone
I will sure spend it yearning

For the day you return,
May it come someday fast,
But for now, in the meantime,
I'll just think on the past

And the good times we shared;
These are memories dear,
And so long as I hold them,
It's like you'll still be here,

And you will, now and always—
Since for you, there's a part
I've reserved special for you
In my shriveled black heart. ♥

So let's not say goodbye
At the close of this rhyme;
Let's just stick with, "Take care,
And I'll see you next crime."