Intro time!

[three_geasa]

Sup guys, this is Inky, the person who plays British McDipshit Liquid Snake, and I'm bringing in yet another blond from the UK! This one is Connla mac Setanta from Irish mythology! He's a teenaged ancient Scot from the Ulster cycle, and the only son of Cu Chulainn (which is surprising considering how much the dude got around, jeez). So HELLO, CULTURE SHOCK. He used to have three geasa put on him that prevents him from telling anyone his name, refusing to fight someone, or turning back after he starts a journey, and observing them basically led him to his death because his mom was really, really pissed at his dad.  So the moral of the story is, don't sleep with Lancer.  He likes fighting, fighting, painting himself blue and yelling bloody murder, fighting, long walks on the beach, drinking, fighting, and this is an overly long gag. You get the picture.

Additionally, Connla has a heavy Scottish accent, that isnae ayeweys eithly unnderstuid if ye are nae uised tae it, so there's a permissions post here on his journal where you can let me know if you don't want me to tag you with it.

I'm looking forward to getting my tag on with all you folks, so please do the friend addy thing!

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Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

don't sleep with lancer huh

[ex_cashcow493]

no i am kidding but saber could use a hero evil grin eyebrow waggle

[three_geasa]

E-ranked luck, bro. Sleep with Lancer and you might as well stick a target on your back.

BUT IF YOU NEED A HERO he's the heroiest hero that never actually managed to be a hero. THANKS DAD >|

[machinamonkey]

Oh geez, someone tell me apping a Greek god would be a bad idea

[three_geasa]

I think this would be an excellent idea on account of the fact that there can never be too much mythology in one place.

I'm also a horrible enabler, so.

[machinamonkey]

the funny thing is I think my mythmuse and your mythmuse could have lovely talks about their dads being asshats since lol Zeus

[three_geasa]

Zeus is probably honestly the only dad worse than Cu Chulainn. They can commiserate over shitty parenting and drink a bar dry.

[machinamonkey]

Well, Apollo doesn't drink too much but he would if they're talking about Dad. At least Cu doesn't sex ladies up as swans?

[three_geasa]

This is a good point! At least he was always human-shaped. He just did it with basically the entirety of Ireland. What is with divinity that makes guys screw entire countries?

[machinamonkey]

idefk. And Zeus probably did all of Greece. That god had no hang up on gender.

sigh I'm going to end up doing this, aren't I?

[ex_cashcow493]

shush now let saber adopt him

except her own son kind of killed her so maybe this is a bad idea

[three_geasa]

Depending on how you read into Cu Chulainn's mythology, it's debatable how much he cared about the whole gender thing, too. Him and Ferdiad, man...

Weeeeell, it would be pretty awesome if you did. :)

[three_geasa]

it's okay Lancer got to him first

[ex_cashcow493]

let's just not give saber a spear

and everything will be a o k

[riastrad_ridire]

ew who's this loser

<3

[grapecape]

wait, scottish accent?

this is the coolest thing to see i love celtic stuff but i'm just ??ing

[three_geasa]

Yes! Though he's the kid of an Irish hero, his mother, Aoife, and his aunt Scathach both lived in Alba, which is known today as Scotland.

[grapecape]

ohhhh okay gotcha. rock on, wonderful fellow!