IF ONLY, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AMAZING AND MAKE WRITING THIS ASSHOLE A LOT EASIER BECAUSE IT'S NOT ACTUALLY CHANGING A SINGLE THING ABOUT HOW I GO AROUND ON THE INTERNET. and y'know encourage me to do more dumb shit like this, because clearly I should be allowed photoshop.

That said, dude, totally nice to meet you and throw whoever you want at this assbutt, if you think he can handle them. And I already apologise for everything he does as a part of Tag Team Murdercycle proper.